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A male friend who provides his heart-broken girl friend with tissues.
Oh dear, someone is crying . Get the girl a tissue lad.
These are facial tissues that are differently colored from the box's primary supply. They are located towards the end of the tissue box's lifespan. These serve as a warning to all users that the box's supply will soon run out and that it's time to purchase a new box of tissues.
"Dude, the next tissue isn't the same color!"
"Yeah, that's the warning tissue, you better get a new box! This one's almost out."
A name used for a tissue used to clean up ejaculations while masturbating.
Jonny! after your done jacking off, i need to use Mr. Tissue!
Not sure how this has no definition yet and generally isn't a more common used figure of speech, because it works in multiple ways.
So, basically
1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face
"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:
A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"
4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were
"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"
Look above cunt
No issue no tissue
Ya happy urban dic
To jerk off and wipe the cum with tissue, Fap session
That picture deserves 5 tissue salut.
The tissue that is used to clean the spunk after your first wank that you keep and cherish until you pass it down to your kids. This golden tissue will be passed down for generations to come keeping your legacy alive.
“Last week my Dad gave me his golden tissue, one day I will pass this down to my childeren”
A slang term for a joint. Is mostly used if the joint's purpose was to drown ones sorrow but can be used in a standard sense.
"Damn bro my entire world went upside down after Lily cheated"
"Here bro take some of these Green Tissues it'll get ya mind off it man"