Wife Haver

People that have wives

Phil: I'm so sad
Wilbur: Well You're the one that had a wife
Tommy: Yeah! Wife Haver

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toxic wife

A woman who only marries for financial gain. Once the money is gone, she quickly leaves her husband and takes what little money is left with her.

After Howard lost everything in the stock market bust, he realized what a toxic wife Wanda really was when she emptied out their joint bank account and split.

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Doctor Wife

A woman who has a dry ass cooch due to the unerotic nature of her marriage and/or partner.

As I also discussed on the show, my only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.

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Wife’s Boyfriend

A man that is allowed to fuck some dude’s wife for the sake of cuckholding.

“I just had a vasectomy yesterday and when I woke up, my wife’s boyfriend surprised me with this!”

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Wife-able

A girl who you feel has the potential to be your girlfriend or the person you are "officially" exclusive with. In some cases, a girl you feel possesses qualities that would warrant marriage.

Devin: " So, how was your date with Veronica? She let you cut, dawg?"

Justin: " Hell naw! She's a good girl, funny, got her head in the books."

Devin: " Yeah, man, and she's fine as hell!"

Justin: "I know, she's completely wife-able."

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proof of wife

What the President is being pressured for to substantively prove that his wife is anywhere around or in fact even alive.

Despite all this clamoring from the public for proof of wife, people need to remember that Melania’s living her life as she always has: far away from me, the Grabber in Chief.

Wife bob

A hair style often resorted to by married women where the hair is cut very short. Most woman resort to this style of hair after they get married because they no longer have to impress anyone and don't want to deal with long hair anymore.

After 6 months of marriage my wife cut her hair into the classic wife bob. I don't like it.