To spontaneously retreat home, often citing outlandish and ridiculous reasons
"We had a great night planned, but Jeremy had to ryder off"
to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol
Brad: aye bruh did you see that bit from the party the other day that hoe had to be off sum.
When Girls commit any act of lesbianism!
Oh dear, Charlene and Her mate got so pissed yesterday, they started lezzin' it off! It was phat, they were scissoring and everything!
self gratification to dirty porn for distance
Last night I was chugging off to amateur milf porn and I shot my jizz 2 feet.
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Male masturbation. Popularized in the Christmas special of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia."
"Sew me into the couch. I hide in there all the time to catch Charlie pound off."
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To surprise someone in a way that leaves them confused or shook.
My girlfriend brought chicken wings to pizza night and it really threw me off.
My girlfriend said she was straight the other day and I was thrown off.
I wanted to wear my slides to soccer practice just to throw off the coach.
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