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Britnee: "Pshhh, I'm the Weave Master."
Krystal: "Nigga you a lie,
I AM THE WEAVE MASTER." F yo couch Nigga.
Miranda: "Imma buy you dat car."
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1.) n. Pubic hair braided in a fashion similar to the negro spiritual corn rows.
"Why is that chicken head such a cock nazi?" "Nigga i think that bitches dobby weave is too motha-fuckin tight"
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A ratchet (black diva) with a weave (bad attempt at a wig that is sown onto the scalp)
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A situation in which someone has intentionally created a drama storm to which is referred to as the "basket of weaving"
The dramatic exerts of a "puppet master" making all the little puppets dance to his/her rhythm... the rhythm of basket weaving
1:Girl - "I need you to talk to my friend for me, I think she's mad at me for sleeping with her boyfriend"
You - "...don't add me to your basket of weaving"
2:Boy - "Jon said he saw you steal from my house..dude, whats up?"
You - "Jon is weaving us into a basket because he's jealous of our friendship"
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The Weave God ids the god that Weavism is based on. He is the one who gave Adam and Eve hair. Of course, he can only do things with hair.
THEH WEAVE GOD IS ALL POWERFUL
Praise The Weave God
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(v) ~~The Jersey Weave~~ is an art only those skilled enough can fully master. It is considered as a person behind the wheel of a vehicle who abruptly weaves in and out of slower cars preferably on the NJ Turnpike or the GS parkway. In NJ 65 really means 79, but caution is needed at these speeds. The so called "weave" may be participated by a single car to several. This technique may involve getting from point A to point B faster or it may be a race between several, but usually 2 individuals for simply an adrenaline rush.~
Kid From PA- "What the hells the jersey weave?"
Driver- "Just buckle the fuck up"
Kid From PA- "That was really close"
Driver- "That was nothing..."
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Looking as far ahead as possible in light traffic to determine what pattern to use for weaving in and out of cars.
My weave calculation shows I can cut in front of this Toyota Corolla, speed by this Geo Metro, stay on the tail of the Nissan Titan to get in front of that Lincoln Navigator.
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