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When taking a dump, the toilet paper gets stuck to your anal butt hair and dangles down into the toilet, dipping in the water. When you stand up, the TP slaps against your thighs or calves, wetting them and forcing you to take another shower.
I was shaving, then I realized that I had a toilet paper tail. Shit!
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To do shitty stuff that kills everyones buzz at a social gathering is commonly referred to as 'party pooping'. 'Party toilet paper' is any act whereby one who has previously pooped on the party does something totally rad to undo said party poopery and bring everyone's spirits back up to awesomeness levels never anticipated.
me: Did you see that douchebag who pissed in the laundry hamper earlier? What a party pooper.
you: Ya, that was not cool, but then he totally made up for it when he brought that extra keg later! Party toilet paper!
(okay, maybe this term is pretty stupid)
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Toilet Paper People are people who either wipe their asses with toilet paper hoping no turds get on their hands in the process or use someone else to do it because they can not find a better method or think of a better method. Normally these people are found wherever there are lots of disease or on the outskirts of it.
The one's who have other people wipe their ass for them are considered BETTER than the one's who have to clean up the shit for them. The problem and challenge is without an ass cam they are crazy for bending over with a dirty ass wiper behind them. Who knows how many asses the dirty ass wiper has touched and using toilet paper always leaves room for a slip of the finger or someone else's germs to get in + sabotage.
John: Hey look its Norman, did you know his wife cleans his asshole for him?
Paul: Ohhh that's gross, I just watched her eat a roast beef and american cheese sandwich with mayo that fell on the floor right after she picked up dog shit from her dog, touched all the railings in the building and went to the garbage room twice to rearrange the garbage for the people on her floor.
John: awww nasty.
Paul: No wonder why he thinks his shit don't stink.
John: Gross-Ass Toilet Paper People. When do they evolve?
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A girl who only goes for assholes. Toilet paper is used to wipe an asshole.
"That girl's so cute. You should deffinetly try and hook it up"
"I totaly would be she's a Toilet Paper Girl"
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code word for Crack money
"Don't worry bout it, I'll be right up there with your toilet paper money"
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A creature believed to be of Lebanese and/or Italian descent. If you go to the toilet and find that the lid to the toilet is shut and the toilet paper is attatched to the roll and pulled to the floor forming a little pile of toilet paper, the toilet paper monster has struck! When the T.P.M is angry, it has been known to leave a trail of toilet paper around the house.
Istvan; "Hey danny, why is there a trail of toilet paper from your bathroom to your fridge?"
Danny; "Don't worry mate, it's just the toilet paper monster"
Istvan; "Why is all the cheese gona from your fridge?"
Danny; "Don't, looks like the T.P.M likes cheeeeese!!!"
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When you grab a wet ass when a bitch doesn't wipe her cooch after she pisses.
Jose Arroyo why the fuck did you rub up on that wet shit. She didn't wipe. What a fucking Toilet Paper Bitch!
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