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Tom Cruise

An insane actor who rose to fame in the '80s by starring in gay military recruitment ads. A high-ranking member of Scientology who can't stay married for more than 7 minutes, his ex-wives including Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Refuses to use stuntmen, often trying to commit suicide by jumping off planes, flying helicopters, climbing on the side of skyscrapers, and planning to go to space with the help of Elon Musk.

Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!

by DVelle March 21, 2021


The Tom Cruise

A sexual act were the the man after cumming in his partner quickly runs towards the nearest window and proceeds to jump through it.

Yo dude I heard you pulled The Tom Cruise on my girl last night!?

*Does yet another Tom Cruise*

by Urbanurk September 13, 2019


Tom Cruise my way

To go through something or overcome something in a fancy yet physically challenging way.

Sadly I'm not going to join your for climbing , I've got a bit of a foot condition that does not allow me to Tom Cruise my way on the wall...

by parakeregreses July 12, 2023