ho' tong

Colloquial term for an attractive young female of Chinese-Mauritian background.

The ho' tong is coming over tonight to watch Veronica Mars!

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Tonge

When you go to a club and you are souber then you leave then come back after a period of time highly intoxicated.

TOM- Where's Geth
(Hour Later)
BEN- Ow, Geths back he's leathered
TOM- Hes pulled 'ell of a Tonge.

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ting-tong

asian for "asian food"

Im hungry for some ting-tong. lets go to changs for lunch!

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wong tong

a racist slur for an asian person.

that wong tong girl finally left!

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Danny Tonge

Greasy haired, ugly ass looking, Hitler loving, suicidal, stupid cunty nonce

look at him he looks like a Danny Tonge.

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tight tong

Kind of synonymous to panties in a wad and other similar expressions, but not all that sexist.

"Oh yeah. Another expert with super tight tong."

"All over sudden crown of super tight-tong experts gather around and start talking crap about product they never used."

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ting tang tong

Public displays of self-pleasure.
Derives from Ting Ting - a chronic masterbator

"K.E...Can i borrow you liquid paper? Yeah just hold on im using it to ting tang tong."
"WTF is she chucking a ting tang tong in sex ed?"

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