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(Verb) to masturbate while someone is watching, especially via some form of internet video chat format. You know, to choke the one eyed monster, stroke the salami, pull the pud, poaching the egg, making the bald man cry, dialing the rotary phone, finding Nemo, badgering the witness, tugging the slug, jerkin’ the gherkin, making Pearl Jam, ordering Tartar sauce, bashing the bishop, waxing the carrot, painting the ceiling, jerking off, rousing the governor.
Man, he was Toobin it like there was no tomorrow, in an almost angry, yet sad and pitiful manner
masturbating while on a Zoom call, especially if it’s with coworkers and you get caught because you thought your camera was off
Did you hear Jeff got fired for toobin' during a staff meeting? For fuck’s sake, he couldn’t do that on his own time?
To masterbate in a public place , social event, or workplace, and attempt to finish before you get expelled, kicked out, arrested, or fired.
Jeffrey attempted to Toobin while on a zoom session with coworkers.
incessantly masturbating during a work at home Zoom call.
Yo, did anybody notice J was Toobin during this mornings video meeting?
When you misunderstand someone asking to see your jacket as them asking to see you jack-it.
Yes, that is my penis. I apologize! I guess I was Toobin.