baby butt toucher

Your friendly neighborhood pedophile

don't trick or treat at that house or the baby butt toucher might have a go at you

Pee pee toucher

A pee pee toucher is someone who loves to touch other boys pee pees. They are usually called mark, and love to suck the pee pee as well. Sometimes they kidnap the boys in special pee pee vans and drive them away forever.

Liam: hey isn’t that van a little bit close to us? It could be a pee pee toucher van
Ryan: *nose runs* don’t chop off my head!!
Mark: *gets out of van* get here little boy I have free sonic games!
Liam: ok

Ryan: *shits himself*

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nervous pube toucher

noun.
A)Someone who clings to the gonads in worrysome, norvous, anxious struggles.
B) Masturbstor
verb.
A)masturbating

Jims so anxious about the economy, he's become a nervous pube toucher.

Everytime Terrence thinks about Veronica he nervous pube touches on us.

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ginger child toucher

Someone with flame red hair who touches children. Typically someone who drives a red Corsa and makes cereal for a living.

Fergie is such a ginger child toucher!

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kid toucher / boy lover

someone who likes to touch little boys for their pleasure and enjoyment. These people are often named josh

"what the hell josh. let go of that little boy. stop being a kid toucher / boy lover"

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Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher

See Bushman.

Mr. Sanders: "DAMN! Bushman is a big Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher!"

Mr. Knieriem: "It's schlong either way!"

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Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher

any male who acts kind of fruity. Mostly used among friends in jest, but not limited that situation.

Hey Dude Smoochin Pee-Pee Toucher, stop singing avril songs and get you head in the game.

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