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vapor trail

Similar to crop dusting, vapor trailing involves farting while walking, but in this case instead of passing someone standing still, the person is walking behind you. Based on the vapor trails that high flying jets make.

I just vapor trailed the poor sap behind me like I was an Airbus A330.

by mister phil August 19, 2008

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Oregon Trail

Oregon trail is used to describe the trail of hair that leads from a persons chest to their gentials. This is similar to a happy trail but the person is from Oregon.

Jason really needs to trim his Oregon Trail if he ever wants me to blow him.

by Eld Fen November 2, 2018

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


sad trail

A large patch of hair that grows along the lower back above one's buttocks region.

Your sad trail tends to make others unhappy.

"Faisal and Akram marveled at the sight of Michael's sad trail in Dykstra's common bathroom. They became unhappy and urged him to wax."

by Michael Kashmoney December 9, 2007

27πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


nigger trail

paths in the ghetto between housing projects and liquor stores made by people walking to and fro(no pun intended)

i found a dollar on the nigger trail while on the way to the store.

by unkleugly October 4, 2008

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


rabbit trails

A city-dwellers belittling or irritated reference to the suburbs, especially suburbs far from the urban locations which are well-known to the city dweller. To get out to the rabbit trails usually requires a lot of driving, or will make the city dweller get home late, or are likely to cause the city-dweller to get lost. Also referred to as "mother fuckin' rabbit trails". Specifically, I heard this used by an ancient blues musician who hated to drive far away from his home on the South Side of Chicago, but who needed the money.

I played this gig way out in the mother fuckin' rabbit trails, and I got lost on the way out there and I didn't get home until four in the morning.

by Nikron Ptolemides July 22, 2006

78πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


happy trail

1. The line of pubic hair which extends from the belly button to the pubic region.

2. The hair that always gets caught in my belt buckle when I stand up, often causing terrible pain.

Ouch! My happy trail got caught in my belt buckle.

by Nunya Business June 17, 2004

845πŸ‘ 446πŸ‘Ž


Trail Dick

Mean-spirited person who doesn’t wear a mask while closely passing others on NY hiking trails during the Coronavirus/COVID 19 Pandemic.

Urban variant: MASKHOLE

Walking on the Rail Trail, Rick and Jan pulled on their masks when approaching an older man on a narrow turn. The older man wore no mask and scowled as he passed. Rick said, β€œWhat a trail dick. People could at least have the pretense to hang a mask around their necks.”

by LJCEE June 25, 2020

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž