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When not being able to go to the toilet, and you have to shit so bad the tip of your shit goes out of your anus and say " heeeey " and goes back inside.
Oh shit! I just did the turtle
When you have a small dick and shrinkage. Your dick creeps so you have little hang and mostly head. Very much like a turtle’s head hiding in it’s shell.
My bathroom has a draft from the fan and I’m always turtled when I’m getting into the shower
To have a head put in your vagina and worn like a human hat
Did you hear that girl got turtled?
When someone pulls your collar over your head non sexualy sometimes
Chris was turtled when his sex doll pulled his collar over his head
travel in damn flocks not herds
Whoa, look! A flock of turtles!
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The act of wrapping yourself in a blanket at the computer chair, and being too warm and cuddly to stick your hands out to reply to your IMs or chats (the blanket being your turtle shell).
Sorry I wasn't responding to your messages, I was turtling.
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When you're a young teenager and trying to have sex with your girlfriend. She won't let you have real sex so you can only "turtle" the tip around. Turtling doesn't involve penetration.
She's still a virgin so we're just turtling around for now.
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