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The secondary residence of Our Great President: George W. Bush. It is one of many homes he has lived in Texas throughout his lifetime, the other including Houston, Midland, and Austin. Many liberals despise him for vacationing here.
The liberals once again bashed Bush for going on a short vacation in Crawford, TX, when he should be facing more opposition in Washington for having our troops in Iraq. (Yeah, that's right, I guess the libs don't want him to have a break from the left-wing attacks and barrages.)
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Among one of the best suburb cities in all of Texas. It's near Dallas, and it ROCKS. 30% of the people here have bad personalities but, hint hint, they aren't from around here.
Person 1: Here's a joke, why is Plano called Plano?
Person 2: It's just a Plain Ol' town!
*Person 1 & 2 laugh*
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that hellhole where they're building that bigass Cowboys stadium
hey man, you know that place Arlington, TX? Yeah, i went there for a cowboys game and got jumped. OH YES!
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1.Self-proclaimed "Live Music Capital Of The World" when in actuality it's a bunch of Stevie Ray Vaughn wannabes.
2.Where the patchouli industry thrives.
3.Really stupid voters who choose to vote against public transportation and in favor of more useless highways that the city's traffic will outgrow by the time it gets done being built.
Austin, TX has a traffic problem the size of the Texas.
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Irrelevant North Texas person:
"Isn't Denton like Austin?"
Anyone who's actually been to Denton and knows the truth:
"Yeah if Austin had only potholes for roads, chain restaurants as the only source of food, outdated people and was a literal dump filled to the brim with Trump supporters then yeah, you could say Denton was "like Austin." The two cannot compare in the slightest. My mom a third-generation Austinite (meaning born and raised in Central Austin and no, not west campus) said Denton is the shitty 1980 version of South Austin. If you know anything about South Austin and the old Crockett High School then you know that's a major insult."
Denton, TX:
"Denton...Isn't that the dodgy city where they support Trump and claim to resemble Austin?"
A person that's been to Denton and possibly also UNT alumni:
"Yeah, that's the one. The "city" is more like a neighborhood with zero traffic containing total slackers who smoke weed that they found in a Lousiana swamp and struggle with depression because the things to do consist of a bowling alley where most of my friends got HPV back in the day or to join the local sex trafficking ring with free transportation provided by the local pastor."
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aka, Austin, New Mexico. the rest of that hot hellhole of a state can fall into the gulf for all we care...but austin has some hot college bars.
"life is too short to live in texas. oh, you live in austin? that's cool, bro, cuz it ain't really texas."
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a place in texas where illegal mexicans and redneck white people peacefully co-exist
i reckon i ought to go to that ther austin, texas wher them white peeple live with those me-hicans (mexicans)
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