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This is when you pull your hand away from fingering your lady and you caress and cover her forehead and hair with said juice covered hand.
Hey, you know Dave?
-yea.
He gave me the dirty umbrella last night.
-so, he basically wiped his hand off on your hair
Yup, pretty much.
When you hop in an Uber just because it's raining.
Rob: Should we take the bus down there?
Jack: Nah, we might have to wait for it in the rain. I'll call Uber Umbrella.
Traditionally a cocktail created by the upper class down and out, this concoction demanded two crucial elements ; an umbrella and a can of stella. The original version used a childs pink umbrella but to personalise the drink you may exchange it with an umbrella of any size or colour, however the larger the umbrella the more difficult it is to retrieve the can.
Discovered in a little bookshop in hampstead this drinks name has evolved into a bit of a catch phrase.
"See that chap over there me old boot! He whiffs of the sewers, has dark haunted eyes, scabs on his face but doesn't seem to have a spec of dirt on him and his clothes are brand new!
Yep, he's a right stella umbrella!"
When a drunk girl is giving you head and throws up on your dick and balls. The puke on your testicles is the infamous relish umbrella.
Tim: bro suzie gave me so amazing head lastnight at Kevins.
Paul: dude your so lucky how was it?
Tim: it was good be she gave me a relish umbrella.
Paul: fuck dude I'm sorry
A penis head that is really big and mushroomy that you could choke a nigga with
Yo i sucked that nigga Biggie Xans wiener last night and his fucking umbrella head had me seeing white SMH
Someone who enjoys uncircumcised penis and enjoys docking with other men.
"Did you see Jerry sharing his hoodie with rob the other day? What a fucking Umbrella Head!"
Umbrella socialism - It is a common illusion that umbrellas are not exclusively personal belongings but socially-owned items that should be shared by anyone else, not just by the supposed owners, contributing to radically reducing a sense of guilt that using others' without any permission is a clear case of theft.
"Hey, that's not your umbrella, is it? I saw that in the umbrella stand at the cafe, when we went in"
"I steal theirs, as they steal mine. That's Umbrella Socialism".