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unicorn

the best things in the universe pink fluffy glittery magical farts cotton candy barfs rainbows and awesome

i love unicorns

by Glitter โœจ girl January 2, 2018

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Unicorns

an evil creature sent from the depths of hell hand crafted by Satan himself to create chaos himself. they tend to pounce on you after they lure you in with there cute and kind exterior, other wise they sneak up and run you through with out your knowledge. most have some magical property's but are fairly weak most they can do is fly for short times, there horn is there main weapon. they also shit rainbows.

"oh cool look at that unicorn!"

"no Steve don't do it!"
"what do you mean it- AAAAAA"
"no STEVE WWHHHYYY WWWHHYYY"
UNICORNS ARE EVIL

by SNUFFLEUPAGUS June 28, 2017

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unicorn

a large handful of naked trolls beautifuking

damn thats one nice unicorn

by hey i have crippling depressio February 26, 2018

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Unicornity

A situation that is so unique as to not likely happen or occur again. Originates from ancient Indus Valley culture. Made popular in modern culture by boy-bands that show no talent but make lots of money.

Man 1: "Bob, I bet didn't get permission from the wife to play golf this weekend."

Man 2: " I won the argument with my wife. She caved. I'm going."

Man 1: Damn. How did you do that? You won the argument with her? No man has ever said that before. The unicornity of it all.

by Captain Moonlight December 15, 2020

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Unicornical

A wondrous word for a person that makes you feel unique and wonderful

My boyfriend makes me feel unicornical

by Trickle16 September 2, 2018

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Unicorns

Unicorns are an ACTUAL creature that used to exist, but, are now extinct.

I don't care if there is no archaelogical evidence to support the existence of the unicorns. The BIBLE says they existed!

And I don't mean these modern, altered, man-made versions of the Bible, I mean the ORIGINAL King James Version, the ONLY version AUTHORIZED by GOD! If the KJV was good enough for Moses and Jesus, then it's good enough for me!

If you don't believe in unicorns, then you don't believe in the Bible, and you are going to Hell!

See Numbers 23:22; 24:8
Deuteronomy 33:17
Job 39:9-10
Psalms 22:21; 29:6; 92:10
Isaiah 34:7

by Tex Arkana July 29, 2006

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unicorns

A word referring to the drug marijuana.

"Yesterday I smoked almost an ounce of unicorns with my homies I was so baked."

"Aye can I buy some unicorns of you cause I'm going to a party later?"

by The Notorious Big May 26, 2011

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