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Bantchester United aka history fc is a club polluted by shameless fans. They can finish 10th and still chat about winning the treble in 99 💀
Person 1: who do you support
Person 2: bantchester United
In Halo Wars, the summoning of units towards your point of interest. Also useful for spamming so as to piss off your friends.
"Local Units. Local Units. Local Units. Local Units." "Dude, would you stop doing that already?
An extraordinarily tough individual.
Chuck Norris is totally a hard unit.
In physics, a single unit Pritchard (1UP) is a measure of either mass, acceleration, electric current, elasticity, potential energy, lack of kinetic energy, explosive potential, carbonation, sublimation, or the degree to which a given object resembles a toaster. As it is such a flexible unit of measure, it has no equivalence, and can only be compared to other quantities of Pritchard units.
The Pritchard units contained in a new toaster approach infinity, especially as it sits still or is thrown off of a cliff.
An Iowa Unit is a measurement of weight for large women. One Iowa Unit = 100 pounds
My boy Kelee went out so hard last night that he brought back a bitch that was at least 3 Iowa units. She broke his bed. And we broke his balls.
An intelligent person who is prone to making extremely stupid/idiotic mistakes.
Bob: What is a spoonerism?
Billy: It is when you have an sneurysm while apooning
Bob: Billy, you would be a special unit if you were intelligent.
Billy: But I am smart! My I.Q is -41
Bob: Why are you so stupid?
Billy: My mom is my sister!
Bob: That explains it.
Billy:My family tree has no branches!
Bob:Shut up.
Billy:I am a special unit!
Bob: If you don't shut up, I will kill you in the face.
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