Back when I lived in upstate new york

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Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Upstate Tri-Thrust

A sexual position that works out triceps. The man puts his legs up on a low table or a chair while his hands are also on the edge of a different chair. The girl squats over his crotch while he does chair dips simultaneously banging the woman.

Dude, my arms are so sore from doing the upstate tri-thrust with my girlfriend last night.

Upstate NY Steak Game

A large, rare, 12oz New York Strip Steak has a small hole cut in the middle of it. The steak is then slid down a man's erect penis, and then a woman must put the penis in her mouth and eat the entire steak without taking the penis out of her mouth.

"Wow, man, you look like you could win the Upstate NY Steak Game."

Upstate

(Referring to New York).

Long Island and New York City are most definitely the real New York and the New York people everywhere think about when they hear the name. From the beaches of The island to the bustling city streets where anyone can find gourmet diverse cuisines.

Upstate is considered anything north of the b”Bronx/Westchester county. The rest of the state is considered upstate to people from the real New York. And we only go up there to ride quads and enjoy the mountains. But we don’t for one second consider it anything more than upstate.

Dude, wanna come with us upstate this weekend?

Yo u wanna go upstate and rent a cabin and party for a week?

I sure am thankful I’m from the real New York and not bumfuck upstate

Upstate Overtime

A version of Beer Pong overtime where four cups are stacked in a pyramid-like fashion, with three cups in a triangle acting as a base and one cup balanced in the middle on top of those three cups. The top cup must be landed in classic beer pong style or knocked off the top of the pyramid before the other three cups are deemed in play. Once the top cup is taken care of, but not before, the three cups at the base are to be played in regular pong style. Some may argue that this is the only true way to play overtime in beer pong.
Origins: Upstate New York; specifically Central New York
beer pong overtime

"We won a tight game of beer pong because the other team struggled to hit the top cup in Upstate Overtime."

Upstate Shot Glass

When a female excretes her feminine juices after an intense sexual intercourse session into her partners belly-button and then slurps up said juices like a shot glass after

Originating in Upstate NY specifically Rochester NY

Yo bro…Tammy gave me an Upstate Shot Glass after we did it last night