Random
Source Code
Random
A small town near Salt Lake City, with not a damn thing to do. Execpt snowboard.
dude, I was stuck in sandy utah all winter! I dont even snowboard.
Man, that must've sucked
10👍 6👎
a shit hole in the middle of utah that fears god more than the consequences of injecting meth.
Hey man, we should go to Richfield utah this weekend, go to church then shoot up meth!
5👍 2👎
This is a wonderful drink to make sure you; 1 stay awake, 2 have sex with whatever swamp donkey you stumble upon, 3 wake up naked and ashamed. It has also been known to make you stumble into an AA meeting the next day. 1 part Red Bull, 1 part Cabo Wabo, and 1 part Cherry Pucker.
Steve: "Mark what happened to you last night?"
Mark: "I had a couple Utah shots at the bar and banged the bartender."
Steve: "That hot blonde?"
Mark: "No that fat girl with glasses."
Steve: "That swamp donkey"
Mark: "Yea, I don't wanna talk about it. Hey do you know if they still have those meetings at the church."
Steve: "Good idea."
5👍 2👎
A professional ice hockey team located in West Valley City, Utah. They are currently the ECHL affiliates of the Bridgeport Sound Tigers of the AHL, and the New York Islanders of the NHL.
Lets Go UTAH GRIZZLIES!!!!!!
5👍 2👎
Creator of the tankmen storyline of Newgrounds, where before the tank and the man inside had no real bearing to the site. Johnny Utah is most often known for his cock jokes, and frequently uses them in his animations. Johnny Utah is actually a very skilled artist, and could probably be doing something constructive, but instead he's bettering Newgrounds, and creating a more perverted place for future children.
Also, I'd do him for a nickel.
Johnny Utah is a skilled artist.
Johnny Utah wears a hat.
Johnny Utah is 3 midgets on a tricycle.
Johnny Utah made jesus.
39👍 37👎
When a bitch has some big ass nipples, and you just wanna suck on them.
Did you see halle berry in swordfish? Damn shes got some Utah Nipples!
15👍 11👎
Verb: Its when you pull the vaginal lips apart forming what resembles a horseshoe image
john was bored so he performed the Utah Horseshoe on rachel
12👍 9👎