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Vacation Constipation

The ability to hold your need to go number two due to an innate fear of going in strange or public places.

It usually happens while on vacation or some other trip, most times because of the fear associated with dirty public restrooms or having to go in the midst of those with you. The constipation can sometimes last for days, a feat seemingly impossible on normal days or at home.

When Noah and I took a trip to Disney World...I had the worst case of vacation constipation. I didn't take a crap for 4 days. I was afraid to use those dirty, puke-filled bathrooms, but man it felt good when I got home!

by DrakeGuy March 4, 2009

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Lesbian vacation

When a woman has been screwed over by men one too many times and needs the comfort, familiarity, emotionally openness and honesty of another woman but only for a short time - long enough to get her sanity back and to recharge her batteries before heading back into the dating world, where many men will still be looking to lie to her, cheat on her, have sex with her and never call her again, not be willing to share their feelings or thoughts with her, be afraid to commit to her, etc. (all the things a woman would not be as apt to do, in the lesbian vacationer's eyes, thus the temporary tryst being a nice respite).

Eddie has left the toilet seat up AGAIN?!? Ugh, I am so taking a lesbian vacation with Amy at my office - the one who surprised me with a vanilla latte last Friday. I bet SHE would listen when I talk and respect my wishes."

by COURTNEYMARET March 13, 2010

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permanent vacation

name of 5 seconds of summer song- meaning death or suicide

situation; no motivation. destination; permanent vacation *ashtons drum solo*

by sammariee February 16, 2016

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Facebook Vacation

After being sickened by the masses' predictable reaction to events, addictively engrossed in endless links, photos and comments posted by others or just burned in a bad exchange, deciding to take a break from Facebook.

You get in a heated Facebook comment war with relatives about whether Osama Bin Laden's killing was justified or not, because you posted something suggesting that it was or was not. In reality, you'd rather just have your relatives be relatives, not political sparring partners. But since Facebook makes everything you post immediately available to your relatives, you are now in a comment war. Thus, you throw up your hands and go on a Facebook Vacation.

by amphibiant May 7, 2011

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Depsolicious Vacation

A Depsolicious Vacation is when you aren't accually on vacation, but you act as if you are on vacation. A prime example would be Peter Gibbons in Office Space. You continue to go where you're supposed to be, but you're mind is on vacation.

I tihnk I'm just gonna take a Depsolicious Vacation during math class, it's getting to be too much for me.

by Tennis_Nick February 25, 2006

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Vacation Pussy

A word first heard on the hit show entourage. Where one has left their normal setting of life, where pussy is easily obtained. Pussy that you normally wouldn't get in your regular life.

Sam- "Hey man i hooked up with this hot chick in costa rica"

Jeff- "You'd never get a chick like that here, that was only vacation pussy"

by Mr. Bender July 11, 2009

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dipsoluscious vacation

the other definition misses the point. dipsomania is funny word for alcoholism (look it up). thus, it's a vacation that involves alcohol, as in drinking all of your vacation.

Family Guy: "i'm on dipsoluscious vacation"

by Hobes MacDuffy December 31, 2010

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