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blue collar vaccine

Any combination of chicken noodle soup, ginger ale, or 2 tylenol PM's. Used to cure any sickness contracted by the member of a middle class family.

Yo, why weren't you in school today?
I think I got strep throat but my mom gave me the blue collar vaccine so it's all good

by Jerz 973 June 16, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vaccine Against B.S

A mental or psychological jab to protect unvaccinated folks, who are more prone to being brainwashed or indoctrinated by right-wing morally bankrupt politicians and ethically challenged popular TV personalities, spreading their lies and conspiracies on mask wearing and vaccination against the coronavirus pandemic.

Until there is a vaccine against B.S., the infection and mortality rates among millions of unvaccinated folks faithfully watching Fox News, who are continually being fed with misinformation about Covid-19 vaccination, are just going to rise in the face of deadlier delta and delta-plus variants.

by MathPlus August 22, 2021

21๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Experimental Anthrax Vaccine

No Soldiers actually got Anthrax. But they did suffer from, debilitating stomach cramps, severe diarrhea, memory loss, partial facial~paralysis, temporary blindness, drooling, bleeding gums, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable flatulence. The soldiers nicknamed this the "KANE MADNESS"

!!DISCLAMER!!! (fictional illness from 2001 movie Evolution)

The soldiers inoculated with an experimental Anthrax Vaccine suffered from the "Kane Madness"

by Sole Survivor July 12, 2018


Gold Star Vaccinated

A person who has been vaccinated for COVID-19 but has never contracted the virus. Similar to a gold star lesbian, GSVโ€™s are the purest and most rare piece of a larger vaccinated population

No I donโ€™t have the natural immunity, Iโ€™m โ€œgold star vaccinatedโ€man, purely vaccine antibodies in my blood.

by Vladboy11 May 28, 2022


Covid Vaccine Passport

Is a proposed and planned identification system adopted by the totalitarian government of the Biden Administration in 2021 in USA to be imposed and implemented on the general population to grant whose who got vaccinated against SARS-CoV-2 permission to do about anything from normal daily life activities, e.g.; movie theater, bar, 4th of July gathering, to watch sports games at stadiums, traveling between States, etc.
The plan poses a huge threat to privacy and liberty to the people of the free world. It is unfortunately supported by the anti-liberty socialists mainly represented now by the Democratic Party. However, a strong resist exists from several States to prevent such system from being implemented in the Land of The Free.

Person A: I plan to visit my nephew in California in the new year.
Person B: California!! You are gonna need a covid vaccine passport for that.
Person A: That's ridiculous.

Person C: Let's go to a movie
Person D: Do you have vaccine passport?
Person C: I got vaccinated, but I am not willing to go around showing everyone that I did to any place I am about to go to.
Person D: Well, we are gonna need to revolt against this totalitarian authority first then watch a movie.

by TrueVision20 April 4, 2021

942๐Ÿ‘ 116๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vaccine Causes Autism

This is a method for a person named โ€œKarenโ€ to say for an accuse for not taking the vaccine of COVID-19 or Etc it is pretty known on Twitter and Facebook + The Meme World.

Karen: THE VACCINE CAUSES AUTISM DONT TAKE IT MY CHILD TOOK Employee: Maโ€™am this is a Wendyโ€™s

by ฮ‘ January 12, 2022

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


sexually transmitted vaccine

When you give someone a vaccine through sex which you been vaccinated by,

I sexually transmitted vaccined the corona virus vaccine to all my partner so she or he didn't have to get the shot.

by Pianojamman April 22, 2021