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"Kono tonari no basho ni jiyuu ni haitte koreru no wa kono watashi no nouryoku dakeda! yukkuri ajiway"
Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States in the fictional world of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Part 7 - Steel Ball Run, he wields the stand Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, who can travel from a universe to another by going between two objects, he organized a continental race from San Diego to New York with the help of Steven Steel following the map of Joseph of Arimathea in order to gather the corpse parts which is assumed to be Jesus Christ's corpse, he is killed by Johnny Joestar later in the ending of the part
Wow, Funny Valentine and his stand D4C is so OP!!
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A legal prostitution day where the male buys the female a box of candy just so she will put out once a year.
i am getting you this box of cocao for valentines day- please have sex with me.
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1.) The most depressive day of the year (If your single or not)
2.) Marketing scam created by Capitalist scum
Valentines Day? I don't celebrate it, I refuse to be forced into buying things which the Government gets 90% profit of.
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The main antagonist of Steel Ball Run, the seventh part in the popular manga and anime series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
His name comes from Ella Fitzgerald's song ''My Funny Valentine''. He is the president of the United States who is the true mastermind behind the Steel Ball Run race, and watches the race behind the curtains in hopes of gathering Saint's Corpse(which is thought to be Jesus' corpse). Known for his deep patriotism and his signature word ''Dojyan~~'', which can be roughly translated to ''Ta-dah!'' in English.
He has a Stand named Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap(D4C for short)which comes from the 1976 AC/DC single. This Stand enables him access at any time to any number of alternate worlds/universes/dimensions; where if desired he may swap bodies with his counterparts, granting him pseudo-immortality.
Funny Valentine would make a much better president than both Trump and Clinton.
Using a woman's period blood as lube for anal sex.
"Bro, I just gave Lucy a chocolate valentine! She didn't have time to react! It was epic "
A day in witch people with a broken heart from a relationship ending with in a week befor it get drunk and pass out so they don't have to feel the pain.
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- February 14th, celebrated in various American and European countries by the exchange of valentines or love tokens. Traditionally (and typically) these tokens are cards, flowers and candy.
Due to the nature of this so-called 'holiday', it is one of the most popular days of the year for marriage proposals.
- A 'holiday' made popular by greeting card companies, candy manufacturers, and florists.
- A 'holiday' that makes pretty much everyone feel miserable, either because they're single, or have a 'significant other' who expects or demands to be showered with gifts and affection to make up for the other 364 days of the year that receive next to no attention. On the flip side, this 'holiday' has also become somewhat of a national make-up day that people use to 'make-up' for the other 364 days of the year that they aren't romantic and attentive to their relationships.
Example Use #1:
"I hate Valentine's Day. All it does it remind me how single lonely I am. It SUCKS."
Example Use #2:
"The entire store is cluttered with Valentine's Day crap from floor to ceiling. What a scam these manufactures have going."
Example Use #3:
"Happy Valentine's Day. I love you, Jane."
"Why do you only say you love me on this damn day?"
"Here. I got you some flowers and candy."
"Oh. Thank you. You're forgiven."
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