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When two people have sex and their pubes get entagled, resulting in them having to pull them apart like velcro.
Jessica and I forgot to shave, so we ended up velcroing while fucking last night.
When two girls with hairy vaginas scissor
Did you see those two girls velcroing last night? That shit was lit
Two women touching their ho-ha's rubbing back and forth like a rodeo rider
When you walked into the "Gold Spa" did you tell them you wanted a velcro rodeo with another woman?
The act of strapping a piece of velcro to one's pubic hair then proceeding to add your favorite coat. As you fuck the sjit out of her #realshit the fluids splurge onto your coat. Wear the coat to a funeral #praisegod
Henry: What is that stain on your coat? You need to wash it.
Axel: Nah I did a Velcro Kitty yesterday on some real shit
An outrageously clingy cat.
Needs to be touching you (or at least be by your side) at literally all times.
Will have a massive freak-out when you leave your house for any reason, or if you dare try to get some alone time.
Will make you want to get a second cat so it will bother someone else. (This is actually a good idea.)
My velcro kitty is relentless. I had to adopt another cat so she would attach to someone else.
When a woman uses a baby as a means to attach herself to a man
Also,
When a person attaches themselves to someone for their own professional or personal benefit.
That baby is a BABY not Flesh Velcro !