Verbal Diarrhoea

You can use the Verbal diarrhoea to describe a string of words which form a sentence that are so stupid, so idiotic and so god awful it is like someone has spewed diarrhoea from their mouth and the sounds that the diarrhoea has made from hitting the floor has created those awful words.

(Unintelligible babbling because she thinks she can sing)

can you stop the erratic and nonsensical words that are spewing oot yer mooth!!!
No!!!

You’re so called singing sounds like verbal diarrhoea!! You idiot!!
Miss!!! He just called me an IDIOT!!!!
But you’ve spewed verbal diarrhoea on my shirt ya eejit!!!

verbal handies

When a friend is in an argument this can be used as an easy way to lend aid by using sarcastic questions or sentences that begin with Remember when???....Or didnt you???.... that are damning to the third party in the argument taking place.

I can't believe you ate the last doughnut!(enemy)
Third Party lending aid:::

(Verbal Handies)
Hey bro remember last week when you drank all the coffee?!? That was awesome!
Have you ever drank all the coffee before anyone else had any?!? Mmmhmmm....
Who was the guy last week that drank all the coffee?!? That was pretty messed up....smh

Verbal Roofie

A statement (usually a joke) that completely incapacitates the listener, rendering them unable to do anything but laugh on the ground for a short amount of time.

Tom- "Ryan, why is Kate on the floor?"
Ryan- "I just gave her a verbal roofie."
Tom- "Nice."

Verbal Blueball

When someone (usually a woman) begins a phrase that sounds mildly intriguing, then shortly cuts off their sentence with either silence or a "never mind."

Prime example of a Verbal Blueball:

Christina: "You know, I was thinking that maybe... Nevermind."

You: "Nice fucking job Christina, you just verbally blueballed me again."

verbal hoe

a verbal hoe is somebody who talks to everyone but does not do sexual acts with them

She is such a verbal hoe she has talked to like 50 guys but she is still a virgin

verbal trikz

a rapper that has far surpassed any and all expectations of himself by himself and everybody around him. to sum it up verbal trikz = lyrical fire. have a nice day.

did you get that new "verbal trikz" album? my car exploded when i tried to play it cause it was so awesome!

verbal enema

The use of words to flush ones head out of their ass

I had to give my dad a verbal enema because his head was so far up ass he couldn't hear anything I said.