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A drinking game (a variation of beer pong) modeled after the America Involvement in Vietnam. Two players set up cups filled with an alcoholic drink. The American side sets up many cups in an orderly fashion while the Vietnamese side sets up there cups in a random disorienting fashion. When a ball goes into an american cup, the cup is drunken and replace with another cup. When a Vietnamese cup is hit, it is drunken and then not replaced. The Vietnamese lose when all of the cups are gone. The Americans can replace all of their hit cups indefinitely, and can only lose when they give up.
Jon and mike played the vietnam drinking game last night, Jon went through a full case of beer before he gave up that debacal .
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When someone is passed out usually drunk and wakes up to someone else diarrheaing on their face.
Man, I should kick Carls ass for giving me that Good Morning Vietnam, that was just gross.
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When a guy cuts his arm off at the elbow while high on bath salts and uses it to masturbate giving the feeling that he is receiving a handjob from someone else. He clenches his disembodied fist with his off-hand for extra grip. For added pleasure, he can cut his big toe off and shove it up his rectum.
John - Hey man, what happened to your arm?
Steve - I tried The Disabled Vietnam Vet. It was pretty nice.
John - Toe too?
Steve - Hell yea.
John - Suh bro.
a war primarily based of fruuit cake which was used in the second Vietnam war to leave the patient in suspended motion for 76.7 years and a brain tumour, a cure was made eventually by jimmy neutron jr, the cure was called taco bell cake
I was in the 32nd Vietnam war, it was a real tough fight with that fruuit cake
A flashback of a traumatising or embarrassing memory.
Bob: Hey, remember our tenth grade geography teacher? She was so hot!
Joe: I still have Vietnam war flashbacks of when she caught me staring at her huge tits...
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When a woman is about to perform felatio on you, let your rigid member be pulled down till it is parallel with your legs by the waistband of your shorts. Once the shorts are off enough to permit it, let the dick fly up and bash her in the nose, ideally drawing blood. When this happens, yell out "GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM"
The date was going pretty well till we went back to my place and I gave her the good morning vietnam
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its a thick aired morning after a drunk night with plenty of swearing and fights.
everybody pretending nothing happened coz nobody wanna deal with explanations and excuses.
This is your part, time wisely.
everybody minding their business.
you (in chanty sing-song): "Good Morning Vietnam! Take it in, the lovely napalm!"
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