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when you're nailing a girl and about to nut, flip them on their belly, rope all over their back, and blow you're pre-shaved pubes across their entire backside. then do her doggy-style while pounding your chest with your fists, making your best gorilla love calls.
last night walked i heard some strange noises coming from my buddies room, i walk in and see my bud chad barking like tarzan with his penis balls-deep in some foreign butthole. gotta love the vietnamese gorilla back"
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Form of foreplay when green army men are inserted into vagina, then the girl stands up and marches around the room as the army men are parachuting out.
My wife knows what I like, she showed me the Vietnamese Jungle Drop.
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When two asian men, who look kinda vietnamese, get really really drunk and fight with their penises as if they were broad swords.
"How and Chin had an awesome vietnamese sword fight last night at the party."
"But chinese people have tiny penises."
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A theory that many Non-Vietnamese and Vietnamese people adapted to why alot of Vietnamese people are
considered so "hot headed" and violent and often in gangs as youths whether living in a poverty area are not.
The Violence Vietnamese Theory states that
since Vietnam itself, way back, had been in many devastating wars over and over for centuries. The surviving soldiers; who many times are young 13-18 year old guys, were often the more hot headed aggresive, but at the same time skilled, comes home and reproduce.
Through their blood and genetics is passed to their children, and their children grew up and war again, and those who survives with skills and aggresiveness, comes home and reproduce.
This cycle leads on for for up to 11 centures of war and destruction, which ultimatly leads to the Vietnamese of today.
It is important to notice, not everyone is the same. Most Vietnamese are friendly and heart warming if you are friendly towards them.
It does not matter where you go- Vietnam, California, Texas, Boston. Though, everything else changes, the surrounding environment, other people, the laws, their outfits, their technology. One thing will always remain the same....
Kid A: Yo, why do Vietnamese people get mad so easily and jump people over crap, I use to thought they were just another version of Chinese and koreans who are smart, but afraid to do anything else.
Kid B: You joking? you never heard of the Vietnamese Violence Theory? They are fucking violent in harsh times.
Do not get me wrong though, lol many Vietnamese are also smart. Remember Brains will beat Brute skills, but it takes Brains and Brute skills to survive in Vietnam during that era.
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Love rice cookers and pho. Also don’t like Americans and are still bitter about the war.
Person 1: damn I hate Vietnamese people
Person 2: same bro
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dirty,nasty,foul,kinky,balls flying everywhere,
sexual intercourse.
me and my mans had the nastiest vietnamese sack wackage lastnight.
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is when the driver tucks and rolls out the car and the nigga in the back has got to jump up to the wheel and save the passengers life
I told my homie I was sick of his shit and pulled a Vietnamese fire drill.
When you’re getting pulled over and the passengers are more sober than the driver, you need a Vietnamese fire drill