Worlds Smallest Violin

Worlds smallest Violin is a overrated funny bad song. Funny in this case being so bad its funny
This song is on every bad Gemontry Dash Tic Toc

My theory is that the song is about the tragic events of 2001 In America,
the song is from the perspective of the hijackers.
My proof is under below if you want my reasoning (WARNING MIGHT OFFEND,NOT INTENDED TO HARM JUST A DARK THEORY SCROLL DOWN/UP OR GO TOUCH GRASS)
"I blow up into Smithereens, all up an down the city street"
"While trying to put my my mind to ease" ( ease meaning dying)
"Finishing this melody feels like a necessity"( melody in this case meaning mission)(necessity meaning the pressure from his fellow hijacker and "members")
"somewhere in the universe some has it worse"(trying to tell himself that people have done and been involved in worse as well at battling with the fact that..."this could be the end of me or could just to better me" (talking about how he could go to his religions haven or not deepening on this action)

That is my mad theory
feel free to dislike, i understand that this is not a funny topic especially to those who lost.
but that is also a pretty good theory.
"somewhere in the universe some ones got it worse"
Rember that this song either way is still overated and genrelt bad.
Also if your reading this then that is really a theory in itself.

Guy: Whats that terrible sound?
Other Guy: "i blow up into sm-
Guy: Not that song timmy have you been on you tube shorts?
Other guy: Worlds Smallest violin is a good song
Guy: No its not. Worlds smallest violin is an overrated and very loud song.

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Playing the Violin with your Wrist and a Blade

Playing the violin with your wrist and a blade is a term used by people who cut themselves that don't want to to know what they're on about. Usually its just called "Playing the Violin" but when used around other cutters they use the full term.

Person 1: "I heard that she played the violin last night."
Person 2: "Yeah, using her wrist and a blade! I hope she's alright.
Person 1: "Playing the Violin with Your Wrist and a Blade can be dangerous, but it helps her get through the tough times."

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Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

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Douchey Violin Player

A chad who plays the violin.

Damn look at that douchey violin player, he's so full of himself.

The Suicidal Violin

The act of jerking one’s penis while simultaneously cutting one’s wrist like a violin.

Ben was so depressed and horny last night, he began to play the suicidal violin.

violin

she played music on her violin as she cried cause she hated it but her parents made her do it

addy and i were laughing cause she had to play the violin and she looked dumb

GUYS ADDYS GETTING HER BROTHERS VIOLIN HEHHEHE

violin

an instrument that you play on if you want to constantly have low self-esteem

I hate playing the violin