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Are you in college or an alcoholic? If so, you have come to the right place. Burnett’s vodka is the definition of gas station liquor.
Have you ever drank gasoline (if not, it tastes like shit). Burnett’s vodka would make a great analogy to gasoline. It is painful to drink, but at the end of the day it will do the job. Your mouth will taste like shit, but the rest of your day will be amazing after consumption.
Extremely affordable and basically a gift from god. Never buy a handle for over $15 again!!
It was a shitty day so I went home and made love with my beautiful handle of Burnett’s vodka
V8 Fusion and Vodka.
A sister to the Bloody Mary, this mixed drink consists of 8 ounces of V8 Fusion and 3 ounces of vodka. The nutritional value of this concoction includes 1 full serving of fruit, 1 full serving of vegetables, and 1 full serving of Vodka. Very similar to a salad, but with Vodka.
Mean Joe: "Time for breakfast, you want a cold beer?"
Big Jon: "No thanks, I'm on a health kick. I'll have a Vodka Salad."
A game in which two individuals each take a shot of vodka but DO NOT SWALLOW. They alternate slapping each other in the face until one person, the loser, either spits out the vodka or swallows it.
John and Adam were playing vodka slap. John missed on the first swing and really just sort of punched Adam. But that made John laugh and he spit out his vodka, thereby losing vodka slap.
A mix of Red Bull and Vodka, Common in East London bars authough usually just called a 'Vodka Red Bull' Also known as a Vodka Rush
Hey Barkeep ! Vodka Rush and ice. Cheers !
The extremely smelly shits that you do after a night of drinking vodka
I had really bad vodka shits this morning.
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when a girl consumes premium vodka or any other good hard liquor on a regular if not excessive basis and her ass gets big in the process it is called a vodka ass.
low-maintenance, low key party girls can develop a "beer belly" but high maintenance and harder party girls can obtain a "vodka ass"
a "vodka ass" is not as discouraged as a "beer belly" and is usually a good addition but there are exceptions.
vodka asses are more prominent in but are not limited to cities like New York, Miami, Los Angeles and Las Vegas.
prohibited in canada and puerto rico
I swear if I didnt know better I'd say the Kardashians own a vodka company because they haul vodka ass
if she goes out partying and does more shots of grey goose she is going to develop a vodka ass.
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noun. \'vad-kae\ \'dik\. An extended erection lasting at least 2 times longer than clinically defined whiskey dick. Typically 4-5 hours. The resulting ejaculation from Vodka dick has 4 x more force than a standard sober release. Vodka dick is normally achieved when 9 (vodka) drinks or more are consumed with in a 2 hour period according to the AMA.
So we fucked, and fucked, and fucked and fucked and fucked, and fucked, and fucked. I got more KY and fucked some more until until I finally overcame the damn Vodka Dick.
My stamina was incredible last night! Unfortunately the Vodka dick made me knock her tonsils loose when I came, and she still has cramps in her lips.
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