Dong Whomp

We you Knuckle-fuck a fellow male in the penis.

...And there i was faced with the impossible task of having to Dong Whomp an Asian.

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Gunnel Whomping

Standing on the aft gunnels of a canoe and bending the knees as if to jump, then straightening the legs repeatedly thus propelling the canoe forward.

Steve fell many times while trying to perfect his gunnel whomping skills.

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whomped up

whomp a term used to describe something that has either been tastefully or tackily decorated, depending on its usage in a sentence.

Derogatory: "Shelley returned from the hair-burner with her hair so whomped up I thought her neck would snap from the weight!"

Complementary: "Driving through Laguna Beach we encountered row after row of whomped up mansions, dripping with taste."

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Widow Whomp

A widow whomp is when you fuck a widow for comfort

Dude after the funeral I totally widow whomped Ms.Daniels

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bizzle whomped

Similar to pwned or owned, but used when referring to your self.

Guy who sucks at video games: Damn i just got bizzle whomped

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Whomped

When three or more guys that are close friends get (make out) with the same girl.

"Yeah, shes whomped."

"Is'nt she whomped?"

"We need to whomp her"

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Whomped

When a guy is effected by a girl ( in a positive or negative way) that has got them writing poem,crying, and speaking in french and other shit.
This can also go for a guy effecting a girl, a girl effecting a girl,or a guy effecting a guy.
this can be a result of breaking up,being in love,cheating,thinking about someone all the time or hoping for love.
worse when showing your whompedness on facebook..i.e. posting up love poems, or having sad or french statuses.

you writing a peom about her, man you whomped
you have been crying since she dumped you a week ago, you are whomped.

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