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An intellectual man with a big ding dong
Johnny got a perfect score on the SAT: Asian from the waist up
12 inch on my waist its stainless, go through chestplates(stab)
How big is your dick Kyle? Let's just say I'm black from the waist up
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When a white guys cock is as big a a black mans
Very rare, however, it can be done
“Did you see his dick in the locker room? He’s black from the waist down!”
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Quite possibly the best song ever, by the rap group The Casual Sax & the Saxual Revolution on the album The Blow Sven Theory. The Casual Sax consists of Sven Barth and Induce Are, and the song features Frontz Sinatra.
I talk a lot of things
I've seen a lot of stuff
But what I really want to do is finger bang your fucking muff
I wanna dig my finger out and put it in your mouth
I get you so wet you flood the goddamn house
You think I'm talkin' dirty
But when you start to jerk me
All I do is make sure you ain't got the herpes
But it's ok babe
You know I got 'em too
I get you so excited that you can't control your poo
Girl I got this big ol' boner and I know you are a groaner
and yo momma's name is moaner she can get down if she wanna
We can watch some movie eat some popcorn
Girl I got porn in a bag in the backseat of my dots-on
Girl I don't care if you wanna pull your hair
I'm a freak in the sheets even eat yo underwear
I wanna squirt up in that skirt
Got that thang that you can jerk
Girl I'm down with 8 sheas if you want to make it work
I got a handlebar mustache
Promise not to bust fast
If I ride it from behind my balls are gonna touch ass
Please don't be no snooty whore
I'll pee up in your booty hole
Assassinate an ass
Yes it's kinda like my duty-o
Your room mate is a cutie-o
I met her at the studio
I feed her plenty roofies then I kicked her in the cooty-hole
You don't know where the hell I've been
My balls are full of melon in and then hacky sack her with my weiner
Go ahead and tell a friend
Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)
Got a dong
And I wanna
Lay it on ya
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A word used so grammar Nazis can think their right, but it’s actually a red herring.
Though spelled differently than the misspelling of "wasting" it means exactly the same thing
Person A:"I'm terribly afraid of waisting my life away"
Person B:"well than you certainly don't want to be HIPpy"
Person A:"well if this is a remark on my spelling, you sir are wrong" *posts link*
a way to express/ compliment how absolutely snatched someone is. another way of expressing slay/ werk/ yass but more in regard to someones self appearance. can be used in a non-literal/ interchangeable manner.
"She looks so good in that dress/crop top/skirt/etc., we cant find the waist, it's missing"
"I just ate a salad/ jogged half a mile/ ate a grape/got out of bed for once, good luck finding my waist."
"SIS!! Bestie stop...you look so f***ing good, we can't find the waist, I need my GPS."