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When someone is standing behind you as you are washing up, pointing out all the dirty marks you have left on the pot's!!
Mary: You've left a bit of potato in that pan
Jacky: Oh god Mary, you're such a backseat washer upper. Do the bugga yourself!!
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When a man plays twister with a cow naked and farts until the cow cums a boat of shit.
I was having a nice chat with chadley when he said he gave a cow a tenessee dish washer while drinking the 1742 jackson pollock cock.
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When riding through the wilderness, it is impossible to not have a boner. This being the case, make sure to bring a girl along. Get her to begin giving you some off-road head.
Now, this is the tricky part. Basically, you are going to open the sunroof at the perfect time so that your splooge rockets out the top of the car. Hit the brakes so that the spunk makes it forward far enough to land on your windshield. If you don't think you can make this happen, then you better hope you can close your sunroof in time. Once on the windshield, hit the wipers and use your Coors enriched Rocky Mountain man juice to clean the dirt off of your car.
This trick can also be performed in a Jeep, but be careful as there is no sunroof to close in case it doesn't make it to the windshield.
Jeff- Hey Brendan, can we take the Jeep out?
Brendan- Sure dude, I just cleaned her up.
Jeff- Oh, did you take her to the car wash?
Brendan- Nah, I was getting a Colorado Blowjob at first then switched to some off-road head. I slipped a bit and gave her a Colorado Cock-slap, but that didn't stop us. When it was time to finish I figured I might as well let the cum fly and clean up the Jeep a bit.
Jeff- Good work, Lebowskeet. Way to use your pud for some Colorado Washer Fluid. Karioka.
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Someone who doesnt feel the need to brush their teeth because all the jizz keeps it clean.
Wow that girl is a real Columbian Mouth Washer.
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when a guy is fucking a girl in the ass and she poops diarrhea while his cock was still in her, the poop shoots out the sides really fast and down his legs
Mark got an unexpected Irish Pressure Washer last night.
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When you blow your man juice into a fresh towel and wipe it on a girls face.
Brian: how nasty did you get last night with Brandy.
Tom: That girl was so messed she wanted me to give her a New Mexico Window Washer.
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Someone whom gets passed around by all the guys in the dope game. Most of em dont shower so ya know in the month of mae or june...that girl dirty
Man shes a back laying dick washer