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When one receives a blumpkin while upperdeckingsomeone's toilet.
If one achieves this magnificent accomplishment, he is anointed the tile "Commodore." If said act occurs while performing another descriptive sexual act, ie. Abe Lincoln, etc., the Commodore may petition The "Council of the Commodore" to receive a higher status.
The Council:
Turd Ferguson, chair
Robert Goulet
Wolf
Rev. Bill Shatner III, esq. (no homo)
Slick Willy
Dude, I totally pulled a Washington Commodore at that WISH reception. I am going to petition the prestigious council, to receive my rank.
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a.) Any transaction using one dollar bills; paying somebody off with one dollar bills.
b.) Any dance commonly performed in urban areas by suburban kids who have no idea how to dance.
c.) the act of snitching; in reference to "I cannot tell a lie."
a.) Greg: I felt so bad yesterday. I had to pay for my burger with a credit card because i didnt have any thing over a $1.
Bill: Dude, next time just do the George Washington.
b.) James: Dude, that kid over there sucks so bad at dancing!
Kareem: I know. Man, hes totally doing the George Washington.
c.) Rudy: Why are we taking out Freddie again?
Bruno: Dunno. But word on the street says he did the George Washington.
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The eastern side of the Cascade Mountains in Washington State.
Eastern Washington is desert, with hills. There is nothing of value in eastern Washington. In the summer it is very hot, and in the winter it is barren and cold. Cities include Spokane, Pullman, Ellensberg, Yakima, Sunnyside, Othello, and Walla Walla. There is a lot of farm land, the state prison, Washington State University, and more Mexicans than any other race. You can find a large Mexican gang population of Surenos and Norentos in every single town in eastern Washington.
The Tri-Cities, in the middle of the state, is the fastest growing metropolitan area in the entire United States. That is one good thing about Eastern Washington.
Completely different than western Washington, which is modern, with technology, the biggest cities (besides Spokane and Tri-Cities) like Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia, Vancouver, Bellevue, Renton, and Everett. It has lush green forests. And rain. No snow, no heat, just gray skies and rain. Eastern Washingtoniens hate Western Washingtoniens, and vice-versa.
Kid from Seattle: "Im going to go to Eastern Washington on a college visit to WSU!!"
*crosses cascades* "wow this is different"
*2 hours later* wow there is nothing here
*passes through Yakima* "were those gunshots? i'm lost.. but everyone here is a mexican"
*driving through palouse* "kill me now"
*gets to WSU 5 hours later* "fuck this. I'll apply to UW!!"
*gets rejected in favor of Asian kid from out of state*
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The neighborhood right above Harlem. Runs from 155 St to Dykman St in the upper Manhattan area. Home to the largest concentration of Dominicans in New York City. The most popular streets are 168 st, 181 st and Dykman. The women in this sea are said to be smoking hot yet conceited and usually go after drug dealers and gangbangers.
Bob: "I heard Washington Heights has some hot chicks."
Michael: "Well you might as well forget about pickin' one up, unless you have a car or sell drugs."
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Wearing sock and sandals. Specifically, heavy wool socks and Tevas or Birkenstocks.
Look at that old hippie in his Washington Boots...what a moron.
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A very very iconic team name that never should have been changed in the first place because of the people that's very sensitive in this generation and The people that do not know that the logo was made by a native
"hail to the Washington Redskins!"
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It doesn't look like George Washington... So what part of him is it really portraying? Some Rated-R level shit there. If you get it, you get it- wink wink.
Person one: "Hey, that's the Washington Monument!"
Person two: "That doesn't look like George Washington-???"
Person one: "No, obviously it's a representation of his huge, throbbing cock!"
Person two: "Oh... OH!?"
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