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(Usually preceded by "You (One) Need (Needs) to...")
-Telling somebody who is in an excited or overly emotional state to calm down.
-Made famous by Lyric's Mom on "Bad Girls Club"
"After his wife finished yelling at him for not properly drying off after he finished his shower, Jason just simply looked at her angered face and told her, "You need to Watch a Tyra", as he hung the wet towel back on the towel rack."
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when you wear a watch practically 24/7 during the summer and the rest of your skin tans, but the skin under the watch doesn't.
dick: hey, check out my watch tan!
jane: no way, but look, my watch tan is better!
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When you get high off of a recreational drug to the point of hallucination.
1st friend: Yo this show is crazy man!
2nd friend: dude the tv has been off for the last hour.
3rd friend: I think that nigga be watching cartoons.
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Foreplay technique, performed by inserting one's hand or fist into a partner's anus and rectum, to the wrist, then inquiring as to what time it is.
Rob performed The Rusty Watch on Kathleen, pushing his hand betwixt her buttocks to his wrist, then asked of her the time of day, to which she cordially responded "Ohhh - it's ... it's like 2:30 or something... mmm."
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A quote from Salt, the Saurus Repair Shop owner in Quest for Glory 2 VGA adventure game by AGD Interactive.
*Hero walks too close to the delicate mechanic's tools*
Salt: Watch it, Mac. Customers aren't allowed in the service area.
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(a.k.a. Night Patrol, Nochnoi Dozor)
A fantasy novel written by Russian sci-fi/fantasy writer Sergei Lukyanenko. It was released in 1998, and is the first part of a tetralogy, which is followed by Day Watch, Twilight Watch, and Last Watch.
The story revolves around an age-old battle between the absolute forces of Light and Darkness, divided into two opposing armies composed of Others; humans with supernatural powers who are aligned with either the Light or the Dark. Others have a vast universe of different types and powers, including shape-shifting, telekinesis, mental manipulation - and, on behalf of the Dark side - even vampirism.
Both sides have compromised on a treaty, agreeing that the actions of the Light and the works of the Dark cannot be done without the consent of each side, and that no one can be forced to choose which side to align with.
To uphold this agreement, each side formed their own official organization. The Dark Others would be called Day Watch, to police the actions of the Light, whereas the Light Others became Night Watch, to police the actions of the Dark.
The majority of the Night Watch novel focuses on Anton Gorodetsky, a Light Other who works for the Night Watch.
The novel will be available in the United States in June of 2006, translated into English.
The Night Watch novel was loosely adapted into two films (Night Watch (2004) and Day Watch(2006)). Both films held top box-office records in their native country of Russia, where they still continue to serve as a huge cultural influence.
Night Watch was post-Soviet Russia's first blockbuster motion picture, and was produced for a mere $4,000,000.
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When a single person or a group of friends goes to a large dept. store, like Wal-Mart or the mall, and checks out all the young attractive mothers shopping for their children. Usually happens around the holiday season.
Marek- "Dude, I'm so bored right now, I'm really sick of watching porn."
Craig- "Let's go milf-watching then. Their are alot of Milfs at Wal-Mart, I've heard."
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