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On June 8, 2011, South Park brought attention to this pandemic of "shitty" music which is plaguing our world.
"A new music genre for the era of 2009 - 2012 (tweens)... If you have kids now, they're probably listening to it" - South Park s15e07
It's most notable list of mutated infants include Justin Beiber, Jonas Brothers, and the entire cast of Glee (except Jane Lynch).
Signs you are listening to Tween Wave music: When all you can hear is someone ripping ass into the microphone over a drumbeat. More precisely when it sounds like shit is spilling out of the speakers and puddling on the floor.
"Did you know we're living in the Tween time?... I guess it's the peroid between 2009 and 2012..." - redneck 1
"der I'd heard that." - redneck 2
"So they got this feller down at the bowling alley who gets up on stage and shits his britches.. " - 1
"what fer?" - 2
"I don't know, but he gets up there and strums a geetar and starts loadin' up his britches up like it's goin' out of style... It's like some sort of 'britches holocaust'... he calls it Tween Wave" - 1
Thanks South Park!
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A Japanese Wave is when you fart under the covers while in bed and you quickly lift your feet to create a wave in the blanket that pushes the gas into your faces.
She was fighting the Dutch Oven so hard I had to transition to the Japanese Wave.
The name for the fluid produced by the vagina when a girl becomes sexually aroused. When a girl gets "wet".
Andrew: "Dude, I got so much pacific wave last night I was practically surfing!"
Chris: "You horny bastard."
Andrew:"Yeah, I ate her out. I had pacific wave all over my face!"
The Rules of the WAVE
Warning
Owning, registering, insuring, or driving a Jeep implies knowledge of and intent to abide by the following rules. Failure to obey the rules may result in your being ignored by other Jeep owners as you sit along the side of the road next to your stalled vehicle in a blizzard surrounded by Saturns, Yugos, and Hyundais.
Definition: The Jeep Wave
An honor bestowed upon those drivers with the superior intelligence, taste, class, and discomfort tolerance (exception to 97 and newer Jeep owners) to own the ultimate vehicle - the Jeep. Generally consists of either a raised hand waving or 4 fingers extended upward from the steering wheel, but may be modified to suit circumstances and locally accepted etiquette.
Examples of commonly accepted modifications:
Top off: One handed wave above windshield or outside body tub.
Top off during blizzard: Shiver and nod, hands may remain frozen to steering wheel.
Southern/rural locations: No wave, just a nod.
General Rules:
1. All Jeepers are responsible for upholding the tradition of the Wave. It seems that generally the Jeep wave is only practiced by Jeep owners driving the following Jeep vehicles; CJ, YJ, TJ, JK.
2. All Jeepers are required to return the Wave even if it's a Grand Cherokee or Compass.
3. Do not EVER wave to Hummers, even if you know the person.
Guy 1 is driving his Jeep and sees another Jeep so he gives the Jeep Wave. Guy 2 waves back.
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When two jeep wranglers pass each other on opposite sides of the road, one of the drivers initiates the wave and the other waves back symbolism some sort of bondage between jeep owners.
Here comes a jeep get ready to do the jeep wave.
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To swing your penis in a circular motion, similar to a 'helicopter', upon first greeting a new acquaintance.
I went around Trueman's friends house last night, I was barely through the door when he Greek waved me.
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