weak peach

A weak peach is the weakest boy or girl you know. If you call somebody a weak peach, you really think the person is not on shit & wasting yo time.

Kyra is a weak peach

shit's weak

Meaning "shit is weak", this phrase is appropriate when a person, object, or event is weak, not as cool as originally thought, or otherwise lacking.

Examples of when it is appropriate to use this phrase:

Your friend posts a video of a rice rocket on Facebook, exclaiming how cool it is, but it isn't. You comment "Shit's weak."

You buy some espresso from Starbucks, only to find that it isn't as delicious as everyone says. You mumble, "Shit's weak."

You go to a party only to find that most of the attendees are not of the opposite sex (or not of the same sex, whatever floats your boat). "Shit's weak."

Weak wife

A woman who simply wants a man for a “title” to be called “wifey “. But her man the husband of all hoes & stays cheating on her . Wifey has no money and is a dummy bitch who gets circles ran on her while she home like a slave to cook, clean & babysit . Her pussy is trash & head game is weak. She portrays a fake happy life online but deep down is miserable cuz she’s stuck & has nothing going for herself; no goals, no money has no ambition but be the perfect doormat for her hubby’s disposal like a goofy ass bitch . Weak wives let their hubby’s have babies on them , multiple hoes on the side & still she remains like the proud clown she is .

I couldn’t imagine being stuck in a embarrassing relationship , that’s weak wife shit

weak bitch

someone who talks shit, but only from 10 or more feet away

Dude talked a lot of shit, but from across the parking lot... he's a weak bitch

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stew of weakness

An event, place or group of people characterized by its/their distinct qualities of weak sauce.

This party is a stew of weakness.
See bad sauce

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weak hands

A term used to describe investors who lack conviction in their stategies or haven't the means or resources to carry them out.

Weak hands end up buying at the highs, and selling at the lows. A surefire way to lose in the business of investing.

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Weak-sauce

The utmost example of lame.

The pinnacle of pointlessness.

Weak-sauce is best used as an adjective to decribe how pitifully someone has failed when they were actually trying their very best.

When motivating your children:

"Really son, is that the best you can do? What is that? A TURD!!! You are supposed to be drawing a picture of your family for this homework assignment! Do you hate us? Would you prefer living on the street? That finger painting is so WEAK-SAUCE!!! No, you are weak-sauce!

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