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Slinging Web

Yet another colloquialism for shooting one's load.

I slung my web all over her face.

Sorry I didn't call you last night, I was out slinging web on anyone that would have it.

by Humpmap.com July 15, 2006

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Dick Web

The web-like skin that connects the shaft of the penis to the ball sack.

I cut my dick web shaving and it won't stop bleeding!

by Artchi March 7, 2011

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web shite

A site full of shit.

Very British.

Oh my Goodness, what a shitty web shite is this?

by webdevelopee March 25, 2014

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Spider Webbed

When you're eating out a girl and your gum gets stuck in her vaj. While you're trying to get it out it strings all over the place, and you leave it there for her to find in the morning.

Girl: I found your surprise you left me from last night.
Guy: Yeah you got spider webbed
Girl: You got some cleaning up to do.
Guy: Don't count on it.

by asshole45678 October 25, 2009

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web sense

a stupid program the blocks all the good site!

web sense wont let you on gaia nline because games is restricted!

by chioki phi March 1, 2005

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web-assing

Hunting down girls on Facebook, Myspace, Friendster etc. Sometimes can come with a stalking charge. Please no one over 35 attempt to webass.

"What you been up to?"
"Just web-assing on Myspace. I'm talking to these two chicks, one of them looks like the elf from Lord of the Rings!"
"That was a dude."
"Oh...Well fuck you she's still hot."

by Horace Longwood April 1, 2007

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Tangled in the web

1. An untamed gathering involving excessive drinking and promiscuity.

2. In the mix; stuck in a situation that you can't get out of which could be good or bad.

Four tequila shots, nine beers, and one bock-tail later Mr. Youth was Tangled in the web.

by The Children of Tivoli Terrace November 27, 2007

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