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A girl who believes she is overweight and that she is rejected by men because of it. She sobs constantly while making whale like sounds.
While sad whales can be found anywhere in the world they mostly inhabit North America and Western Europe due to abundant food supplies and no real hardships to cry about.
Sad Whale: ::sobs:: I'm so fat. Nobody loves me uuuuuhhhhhhwwwwwwaaaaaa uuuuuhhhhhhwwwwwwaaaaaa.
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Person #1- Any hot girls at the club?
Person #2- Nope...Just a bunch of Whales and Witches
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A man who gives large amounts of money in financial domination.
“I wish we could go to the mall today but none of my paypigs sent today…”
“No worries! I totally drained my Whale Subs today, drinks on me!”
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a female of terrifying physical proportions, also commonly referred to as a HUUUUUUUUGE BITCH
requirements for a female to join the level of GIGANTOR WHALE include exceeding the height of 6'5 and exceeding the weight of 310 pounds
World-renowned uglybitchologist woo has been puzzled by the enigma that is the GIGANTOR WHALE for years now. He still does not comprehend their origin despite performing thousands of illegitimate, immoral experiments on them without consent. woo describes GIGANTOR WHALES as "indescribably huge." He warns the ignorant and loud-mouthed crowd that "the term should not be used lightly or casually even when messing around, becuase calling anyone who is technically not one would result in them killing themsleves immediately. It is a VERY VERY VERY rare term, only a handful of these beastbitches have been spotted in the last decade!"
what more can you say?
Bruce Lee: Would you fuck a GIGANTOR WHALE for 10 million bucks?
Jose Contreras: Fuck no! that bitch would crush me to death so I wouldn't be able to claim the money.
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A girl that is not overweight at present, but shows great potential to get fat. This is usually best observed in skinny women with huge "cankles." The theory being that God gave her big calves and ankles to support future weight gains.
"Man he better not marry her, she has huge whale potential. She drops out one kid and she'll look like Roseanne Barr."
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Something you obsess over to the point that it nearly or completely destroys you. An obsession that becomes your ultimate goal in life; one that your life now completely encircles and defines you.
Captain Ahab was so obsessed with killing Moby Dick (the white whale) that it in turn killed him.
The desire to be thin became her white whale. Through diet pills, starvation, vomiting, and obsessive exercise, she was determined to be skinny.
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a young pregnant girl who serves as a warning to others her age
Jamie Lynn Spears is a cautionary whale for Miley Cyrus.
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