Hating White People

Hating white people is a political position popular among unsuccessful demographics who look for an excuse as to why they themselves are unsuccessful. Much like the Nazis with the Jews, these people will blame every social ill on the successful European race (believing they are being oppressed by them), and will often advocate for their own "final solution". (i.e genocide). Hatred of whites is very common among black and muslim populations.

SJW: "Hating white people is ok because they're oppressing us!"
Normal person: "How are they oppressing you? By giving you free money?"
SJW: "STOP OPPRESSING ME WITH YOUR WHITE LOGIC!"

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White people food

Can be very good or dry as dog shit

Terran : Yo look what I made
Amelio : Let me try it
Terran : What do you think
Amelio : Taste like white people food

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scared white people

what happens when a black person wears a hood

treyvon martin turned george zimmermans into a scared white people

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White people Syndrome

Anything typically associated with weird things done by mostly Americans....
I.e Florida Man...

Or just anything that would make you roll your eye n say, 'white people'

After hearing about white people shenanigans...

I.e A monther breast feeding her baby and holding hands simultaneously
"Sheesh,white people syndrome.."

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Rich White People

See douchebag

All rich white people are douchebags, but not all white people are rich and/or douchebags. The amount of zero's of their net worth is the same and/or equal to the size of their ego

Jamal: Yo, did ya see Brad yesterday?

Zach: Nah, that pretentious jerk didn't hang out with us because he wanted to go sailing and gossip about the rest of us in the community to his hedge fuck friends who drive BMW's

Jamal: I don't mean to be racist, Yall all are white though, how come he sold you out like an Xbox?

Zach: Well Jamal, the thing is not all white people are the same, you got the regular whites who are down with the homies and the rich white people who are down with other rich white people, in other words, they ain't down with the homies. It's black and white, no pun intended.

Jamal: It's all good. Word.

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White People Embarrassment

Second hand embarrassment from a white person acting stereotypically white in public (usually experienced by the token minority friend)

Person A was stabbing their food using the chopsticks. Person B was feeling white people embarrassment from it.

White People Shit

Also known as "WPS". Usually associated with extreme sports, activity with dangerous animals, or large acts of terrorism.

Tyrone: "What are you doing?"

Blake: "Prepping for this wingsuit course I'm going to take off the crest of Mount Everest. You should come!"

Tyrone: "Naw man. That's some white people shit.

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