a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
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he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
1. (n.) a place of great happiness where 3847353425872572365 editions of whopper are served by the whopper crew/team whopper in the whopper kingdom (a place created after a 5 hour conversation round a campfire in the New Forest with explorer scouts).
1. I'm going to The Whop Shop to try and collect all the Whoppers.
The action in the sport of trapshooting in which the target is turned completely into dust by the shooter in one single shot
Dude, I just completely dilly whopped that target and won the competition!
to shove a sluts head down onto your cock as far as you possibly can until she chokes on that shit and cries
Yo last night i made that bitch Melissa give me skull whops on my cock until i made that bitch cry she was gaggin' so hard.
The act of whopping with your noodle.
Llomni was talking shit so I noodle whopped his ass!
To ejaculate into one's hand and then proceed to facially assault another person, with said hand.
Man1: I saw my ex yo
Man2:what yu do tho
Man1: I molly whop her ass
Man2: damn dats groddy
To slap your dick against someone
i molly whopped her on the face