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Whopping Wood

a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.

i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
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he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.

by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021


the whop shop

1. (n.) a place of great happiness where 3847353425872572365 editions of whopper are served by the whopper crew/team whopper in the whopper kingdom (a place created after a 5 hour conversation round a campfire in the New Forest with explorer scouts).

1. I'm going to The Whop Shop to try and collect all the Whoppers.

by gordo gay parade August 24, 2008


Dilly Whop

The action in the sport of trapshooting in which the target is turned completely into dust by the shooter in one single shot

Dude, I just completely dilly whopped that target and won the competition!

by beretta_dilly_whop July 26, 2011


skull whops

to shove a sluts head down onto your cock as far as you possibly can until she chokes on that shit and cries

Yo last night i made that bitch Melissa give me skull whops on my cock until i made that bitch cry she was gaggin' so hard.

by DLTB March 12, 2008


noodle whop

The act of whopping with your noodle.

Llomni was talking shit so I noodle whopped his ass!

by NoodWhop February 26, 2016


Molly whop

To ejaculate into one's hand and then proceed to facially assault another person, with said hand.

Man1: I saw my ex yo
Man2:what yu do tho
Man1: I molly whop her ass
Man2: damn dats groddy

by Beanadrill June 30, 2015


Molly Whop

To slap your dick against someone

i molly whopped her on the face

by WavyAsf January 9, 2021