night brew

If a women will not have sex with a guy, he tea bags her as she is sleeping.

My girl would not give me any last night so I gave her a night brew.

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Captain's Brew

A mixture of semen and urine. Often created by the first urination after ejaculation. The name Captain references the euphemism for penis.

Dude, I left some Captain's Brew in that Mountain Dew bottle and my grandma drank it!

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Mountain Brew

A ghetto alternative to alcohol-containing energy drinks; Made by mixing Mountain Dew with High Gravity Malt Liquor (such as Steel Reserve, for example)

Yo, fuck that Tilt shit, I'm gonna sip some Mountain Brew and blast Master P records on the porch, son.

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special brew

delightful,delectable,sweet,stimulating,refreshing..... half a litre of 9% pisshead juice. Honestly 2 a these golden bastads any time day or night-f'kin lovely.

(approach counter)"Two a these bastads please"
"2 pound 78"
(purchase complete, exit)"sound, see you later"
(outside crackin It open guzzling away)
"Jesus, I can feel my brain reducing"

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Brew Poo

Diarrhea the morning after drinking a lot of beer.

Oh man, I got brew poo from the party last night.

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Dark Brew

When going to (or preferably crashing) a party, the Dark Brew is when one urinates into the water reservoir of the coffee maker, then places a fresh turd in the coffee basket. The offender then sets the automatic brew to go off at 6 AM (or any other suitable time).

"I just piss and shit in that fucker's coffee machine. He's in for a real Dark Brew tomorrow morning."

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Dip and Brew

Dipping your nuts into someones drink or soup when they're not looking. Works especially well after vigorous physical activity.

I totally dip and brewed pat the other day and he didn't even notice!

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