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Extemp. Reading

The only category of Speech where it is appropriate to read out of a book. Usually others define it as a boring category, but they are wrong. You are given the chance to draw out of envelope, sneak a cutting back in and draw another, then practice for a half an hour before speaking to an old lady or hot college guy in a storage room or closet. Comparable to Storytelling, but not as loud, scary, or goofy.

Did you see that person talking to that wall?" "Oh, no worries, they're in Extemp. Reading!

by Mynameis? March 7, 2011


Read Possession

The percentage of time you actually read during study hours.

Dani: "So, did you finish that book today?"

Chris: "Nah, my read possession was ridiculous. I felt I was in control before lunch, but I totally fumbled in the second half. At one point I was browsing Pokรฉmons online!"

by killer bee May 16, 2012


arthur read

the ardvark from arthur wirh the glasses and the fist.

me: arthur read is a hubba bubba hunk of a man.

by Determinate April 12, 2021

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Read the Paper

A euphemism for the action 'to chunder' or 'to vomit' due to the influence of alcohol or drugs.

'Mate where did Jimmy go last night? He was plastered..'
'Went to read the paper...'
'Did he read it thoroughly?'
'Front to back mate'

by Fullers October 16, 2008

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read the thread

When the question has already been answered.

"Who's the best James Bond? Sean Connery, of course. Read the thread."

by JormanThoad September 14, 2020

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Reading FC

Football Club formed in 1871, playing at different locations until 1896 when they moved to Elm Park.

Moved to the Madejski Stadium in 1998.

Playing in the Premiership for the first time in their history and are lightly to win the whole thing then take Europe next season.

Super Reading,
Super Reading FC,
We are by far the Greatest team,
The world has ever seen.

by VancouverDrew August 21, 2006

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Binge read

to read a book (most times for school) in the course of a day. Most times when you were given a long period of time to read the book in the first place.

I procrastinated on reading "The Homecoming" so I had to binge read it.

by WhyhellothereitisKT December 31, 2011

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