ansem the wise

A character of the video game series ''Kingdom Hearts''. He blew himself up in Kingdom Hearts 2 and isn't really in the game anymore (except encoded data of himself). The main villains of Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 were his heartless in 1 and his nobody in 2.

Ansem The Wise

Smart Guy: Kingdom Hearts is the best shit ever.

Retard: NOOO CAALL OF DOOTYYY ISSS BETTTERRR!!!!

Smart Guy: Fuck you.

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Wise person

A wise person is someone who can write the whole alphabet

“I’m stupid”
“No ur not your a wise person you know the alphabet!”

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The Wise Wolf

The Wise Wolf (noun):
Literally Holo from Spice and Wolf.
The best anime ever.
If you want a taste of this anime watch: “Spice and Wolf Opening In HD” on YouTube

The Wise Wolf and Lawrence are a happy couple.

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wise man

Weird awkward asian kid, possibily a loner. Will sometimes play chess with himself outside even in the harshest canadian winter weather.Prone to be used as the center focus of a joke.
Looks wise. But, in truth deeply disturbed.

HA! Look at wise man. It's fucking minus 30 and he playing chess.

"Trr ta ta ta", wise man

"Whaaa, what's the probleme?", wise man

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Water wise

A form of water conservation; usually by the means of sharing a shower. Usually used in a sarcastic or joking manner, but can be meant seriously too.

Two guy friends jokingly say they are going to get water wise after a football game/practice

Jill may ask her boyfriend in a sexual manner to join her in going green and get water wise

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spit wise

1) to speak profoundly
2) to quickly reply with cunningness

*Most effective when new thoughts are provoked as a result. Generally something that makes you go, "Hmmmm..."

They tried to throw me off balance, during the interview, but I continued to spit wise and, needless to say, they were impressed.

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charity wise

a ugly puddle slut that has big brown zits on her face and fucks ne thing with a dick

ew you fucked charity wise?

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