Random
Source Code
Random
A type of lice that you can get in your crouch. They jump and chatter just like there cousins the cricket
i shitted on a port a potty now i got crouch crickets
An enterprise-grade tranny.
That retard did a Mark Crouch and cut his own dick off.
A method that involves sitting and watching someone you like, instead of going out of your way to talk to them.
“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.”
“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!
2👍 1👎
Refers to the humorous-looking but gentlemanly maneuver that you perform when you hafta pass between two people who are speaking with each other, but you still wanna maintain your momma's oft-admonished politeness-directive of "don't stand between two people when they're talking"; what you do as you approach the pair, therefore, is to hastily stoop down far below head-height and then speedily slitther your way through between the two conversers, so that they can continue talking and maintaining eye-contact "over your head". Again, employing the "triple-C" can indeed appear amusing to observers, but they will still be grateful to you for your showing them this extra measure of etiquette, especially if their conversation was rather tense/involved/emotional, they were in a hurry to finish speaking and be on their way, etc.
My local commercial-fishing buddies are fairly causal-minded and know me quite well, but I am sure they still appreciate my always practicing the conversation-continuing crouch whenever I hafta pass between them during a chat.
A sexual act of cumming on a woman's vagina she then let's it get flakey you then lay on a bed as she squats over your face. The woman then shakes her hips letting cum flakes gracefully land on your face.
Last night my wife crusty crouched me it was a team effort but the reward was a crusty face
When a man burps after a drink and it smells of semen.
Dave downed his pint and there was a smell like a dirty crouch.
Hannah Crouch is wifey af. Justus needs to back off because she is Alainah’s boo thang!!!