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Very thin short man cheers for 50 teams his team will never qualify for the ucl has a crush on ludwig
Omg is the Jeffery s the skeleton ?
Hes kinda a nice guy but dont date him because if you break up with him he'll go jeffery dahmer on yo ass.
Jeffery's new girl: Jeffery is so sweet.
His ex girl: He can be. You know how i lost this finger tho right?
Jeffery is the other half of your brain that thinks it’s ok to be weak, to accept the laziness of modern society. He lives the more comfortable lifestyle, avoiding all challenges. He criticizes men for beginning their self-improvement journeys, and encourages them to be lazy like him. He excessively eats processed foods, jerks off to porn, and indulges in instant-gratification activities like video games, social media, and tv all day long. He fails to set goals for himself daily and strive towards them. His testosterone levels are to the lowest of the low, and his masculinity is subsiding beneath him. Everyone has a Jeffery within them, but the people with the strongest wills choose not to follow his lead.
Young Gym Bro: Man, beginning my self-improvement was the best decision I’ve ever made.
Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.
Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.
Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?
Adonis: He totally is.
Someone that is beyond cool, has his shit together. And can fuck all night.
Being Defined
Girl1 - that guy took me back to his place and Jeffrey Daviesme until the sun came up.
Girl2- I need someone to Jeffery Davies
me all night! Being Defined
Jeffery was great is that one guy who never achieved anything in life and wrote mean shit about a certain group of people on this website
Hubert: hey look that's Jeffery was great
Lia: Ugh, I hate that guy
A dick-head fisher-man. He has a bad temper, but loving heart bigger than his butt. He makes love like non-other.
Jeffery Thomas can catch the biggest fish known to man.