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The solely largest evil entity in the universe. It exists to measure how long people will sit in front of a box regretting that they ever clicked "send error report" in the first place.
Windows:"do you want windows to mess up your all your settings and make the next three days of yours living hell by downloading SP 2.141593 ???"
Human:"NO !!!"
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A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.
I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.
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Note: This definition was previously made by AYB, and was deleted by Linux zealots because they can't handle the truth.
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1. Plural of "window," a glass enclosure in a wall permitting viewing of the surroundings outside of a building.
2. Operating system created for personal computers by Bill Gates and the team at Microsoft beginning in the 1980s as a graphical shell over their hugely successful MS-DOS operating system. Lambasted over the years for perceived inefficiency and insecurity that more often than not is the error of the operator, although some holes have been found and patched.
Now compatible with Macintosh computers bearing Intel processors thanks to Apple's Boot Camp.
Has come to the computing public in several iterations beginning with Windows 1.0 in 1985, and the most recent iteration is Windows Vista, already available to enterprise customers and set to be released to the public in January '07.
In the community, sources of lambasting are primarily Macintosh and Linux users, and sources of defense are primarily other Windows users.
Has been criticized for being the OS of choice for computer manufacturers and for "stealing" features from other operating systems.
My Mac is twice the computer it used to be now that it runs Windows!
Oh, just you wait until Windows Vista comes out! It'll pwn Mac OS X!
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To be windowed, is when someone see’s you or knows your there, but wont speak to you.
I was on the phone and she put me on hold, and never came back to me, She Windowed me!
Them clear bois are taking over every house in the world. Watch out for them. You can barely see them, but they are there. They have a mean reflection.
Jerry, you made it to the party
Wait....is that my window?
windows are made of glass and hurt if you punch them.
GOD: How did you die
Guy: i got pushed out the window and died
GOD: OK
A sexual innuendo for a vagina
Girl 1: your window is open
Girl 1 : and its juicy
Girl 2: wanna suck