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Jameis Winston

A faggot who attends Florida State University. He is a rapist and a thief who deserves to rot in prison but won't because of the corrupt Tallahassee Police Department. Most people want to throw a Cheerwine Bomb at him.

Jameis Winston will not be arrested because Florida State University defends all of their criminal football players.

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

47πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


Winston-Salem

A large city in the ass end of nowhere with a penis as its largest building. Feel free to smoke anywhere, it's the only reason this shithole nothing-to-do town ever rose out of the tobacco fields and moonshine sheds.

"No one wants to live in Winston-Salem, you risk lung cancer driving through the place. I'm moving elsewhere as soon as fucking possible."

"By the way, keep your windows up downtown or you'll get shot by a banger or accosted by some cripple selling the paper.

by goddamnednobody June 2, 2009

86πŸ‘ 131πŸ‘Ž


Winston eagles

A school where kids are weird So They think they are greater than everyone else and make non- Winston eagles go insane because they are gay

β€œLook at those Winston eagles they are interesting!”

by Badkitty May 17, 2019


Winston Bishop

Where a black man who use to play basketball professionally is balls deep inside of you and right before he cums, he rings a pair of bells in each hand while wearing white gloves and screaming β€œyou need to do better!”

I thought I was going to have a ball slapping, deep thrusting, orgasm consuming damn good time and then that motherfucker pulled a Winston Bishop.

by Zander Kane September 28, 2018

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Ginger Winston

A delicious drink with an ironic name. Fireball whiskey chased with rice milk

i'm trying to eggshell out tonight. ginger winstons?

by sneakyeeky March 1, 2012


winston nguyen

A type of man who endulges in only the finest leathers harvested from mountain goats spawning only from the Chugach Mountains.

β€œThis leather jacket is pretty wack, the leather feels cheap. β€œ β€œoh stop being a winston nguyen you egotistical cunt”

by Hippopotamusdai September 17, 2020


Pulling a Winston

Being sick on a girls vagina during intercourse due to alcohol. Became famous during the 2014's Big Brother UK series due to housemate Winston Showan.

Person 1: "Oh my god! Was with this bird last night and I was sick all over her lady parts. She'll never see me again."
Person 2: "Bloody hell man not again. That's called Pulling a Winston that is."
Person 1: "It's because I drunk too much."

by Orla Winters August 8, 2014