swussy wipe

Using a babywipe to freshen up your privates, aka, swussy&swass

I used swussy wipes all weekend camping cant wait until I can take a shower.

vagina wipe

When a man behaves like a pussy bitch in front of other girls.

Hoe: Wanna fuck for 20 bucks?
Man: Fuck you sluttly ass bitch.
Hoe: Wow, your being a little vagina wipe.

exploratory wipe

The first wipe after dropping a duce. This wipe is necessary in order for determining if further wiping of the ass is necessary. In rare instances of "the perfect shit," only the exploratory wipe will be necessary.

Jim: Last night Cody gambled and didn't take an exploratory wipe.

Steve: What happened?

Jim: Well, let's just say he crapped out.

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safety wipe

The wipe that occurs hopefully after one finishes his last wipe of his shat in order to ensure the shit ticket is indeed un-skathed. This action will ensure not having a nasty case of ia

Dude, your walkin' like somebody just took a dremel to your kornhole.... sure you did the safety wipe?

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ghost wipe

you take a poop and then when you wipe there is nothing on the toilet paper.

If i had a ghost wipe i would not have to use toilet paper.

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safety wipe

A safety wipe is the one you give yourself after a fart that may have been wet and resulted in you accidentally pooping yourself a little.

Joe: I farted earlier and I had to do a safety wipe.

Kevin: ( wet sounding fart)
Sam: Damn, you need to go do a safety wipe

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go wipe

1) Don't be a pussy.

2) Eat shit.

Bill: "I don't think I can drink tonight, my flight instructor is picking me up at 6 AM."

Me: "Oh wow ho, GO WIPE."

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