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When Cops come up to you and a group of friends, and they are trying to bust you but you aren't doing anything wrong, you reply w/ wiz banging, just to keep them suspicious
Cop:Hey what are you kids doing over there?!
Brave Kid #1: Nuttin Copper just wiz bangin Ho!
Cop: Were gonna need some backup, i dont know what that kid say but sounds DANGEROUS!
Brave kid #2: Yells "Scatter"
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Someone who eats, sleeps, and breathes math. Doesn't realize their full potential and often shys away when he gets called a math wiz.
Boy: Damn that guy Alec is a genius at math
Girl: I know right! He's for sure a math wiz!
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When you ask to be excused from class to take a piss, then blow a joint in the bathroom and come back fried.
Tommy- yo man wanna take a Wiz Khalifa with me?
Jeff-whats that?
Tommy-watch, excuse me can i use the bathroom
Teacher-sure, take a hall pass
Student-*lights up for 5 min then goes back to class*
Teacher-" no more breaks for you sir
Jeff- niiicee
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the awkward obsession over Wiz Khalifa experienced by those who are new born "taylors" and pretend as if they discovered the entire city of Pittsburgh. these people also just started listening to wiz post kushxoj. these people make you realize how stupid you looked because you used to criticize them over not finding him sooner and that now you just feel sorry for them
"Have you heard Black and Yellow?"
Wiz Trip.
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The Biggest. That’s it and that’s all.
Wiz Kaliesha is and forever will be the biggest.
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A man takes a dump on a long roll: the steak. He then ejaculates on it: the wiz (or cheese). Then he puts his fresh toe nail clippings on the top: the wit (or fried onions). He then makes his partner eat it.
I gave your mother a wiz wit cheesesteak last night while you were at tennis practice.
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The official Wiz Khalifa Day started May 4th, ending May 4th, on the year of the 2010. For all to smoke till they choke and pass the joint, no blunts yall.
Dude: Damn dude that shit was like super good, where did you get that shit?
Other Dude: Found it. Must be the luck of Wiz Khalifa Day.
Dude: Okayyy
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