Won Ton Soup

When a female from the Chinese persuasion gags herself to vomit in a bowl, then finishes the process by eating the bowl of vomit.

I really love it when my girlfriend won ton soups and i videotape it for educational purposes.

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you don't won. expect the unexpected

A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme

Pyrocynical,"You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

Won Soon Park

Perfect man
1. He has to be Korean native
2. He has an exceptional skill in pimping

wow, that is so Wonsoonish!

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joe biden won 2020 election

he did it

joe biden won 2020 election today

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wouldn't you know who won the pony

refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .

Billy got picked to be hall monitor again .
Well Wouldn't you know who won the pony

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Wouldn't you know who won the pony

Implies that the previously stated is rigged; local wrestling promoter, as told by Jim Cornette, gave away a pony to increase ticket sales and, to avoid losing money, rigged the raffle to ensure his son would win the pony

Of course, that asshole was late again!
Oh, wouldn't you know who won the pony!

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i won a sucking battle against kirbie

i did

i won a sucking battle against kirbie he said