Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side
"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"
An appendage in the form of a long cylinder with a pointed dome head hanging from the pelvic region of the human body, while being angled to one side of the body almost as if it’s connected to the upper thigh
That man I hooked up with last night definitely had a wonky dick, it was hot.
He got all up in me with that wonky dick.
“Shouldn’t be a mushroom dome not a pointed dome.” “No it’s a wonky dick not a normal dick.”
When someone has no friends and they have a messed up face and is ugly
Girl 1: he was such a wonky face
Girl 2: he makes me sick
Wonky eye. Eye that doesn't go in the correct direction, or same direction as the other eye.
She had that wonky eye. I didn't know who she was looking at.
Describing something that is malfunctioning or out of order, characterised by irregularities and instability, akin to an old, creaky device with a wobbly mechanism.
The tables were arranged in a wonky wheezy fashion, creating a chaotic and unstable setup that disrupted the entire room's layout.
Describing something that is malfunctioning or out of order, characterised by irregularities and instability, akin to an old, creaky device with a wobbly mechanism.
The tables were arranged in a wonky wheezy fashion, creating a chaotic and unstable setup that disrupted the entire room's layout.