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A term used when pampering and caring for someone else, and their feet in a sexual manner that is pleasing, relaxing, and erotic. (Usually asked for by a person with power, force, wealth, or beauty. Sometimes all four)
Female Boss: You were late. And once again, I had to do your work today. I am tired of this.
Worker: I'm so sorry!!! What can I do! I really need this job!
Female Boss: *laughs*. I know you do. From today until eternity, you will worship the ground I walk on. You are going to be my foot bitch. You are going to massage, caress, suck, and lick them every day after work as long as you have this job. You will be required to make visits to my home during hours I would like on certain occasions as well. NOW. My pantyhose have made my perfect pedicured feet very hot, and my heels have made them sore. Get on your knees, and worship my feet until I say otherwise, slave.
Slave/Worker/Foot Bitch/Servant: Yes, my queen. I will worship your feet. It is my new life meaning.
Female Boss: *Evil Smirk*
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A euphemism for vomiting into the toilet.
Example:
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.
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Sun Worshipping Atheism is for people who do not believe in gods, but believe that the demands of nature are like a higher power that must be answered to avoid disease and unhappiness and also to be morally responsible. These basic, evolved demands of nature include:
1) Getting sunlight
2) Getting fresh air
3) Getting 8 hours of sleep
4) Eating and drinking when you need to
5) Exercising
6) Resting mentally and physically
7) Working/challenging yourself
8) Being social
9) Respecting individual integrity
10) Using your mind skeptically and prudently
When I started getting depressed and stressed out, my friend suggested I try practicing Sun Worshipping Atheism.
My girlfriend says Sun Worshipping Atheism has made me way nicer to be around.
An act of oral sex where the man kneels before a standing woman. She then spreads her legs allowing him to "Worship at Her Altar"
Michael: How was your date with Amy last night?
Wilson: It was amazing. We wound up back at her place where she let me worship at her altar for over an hour. My knees are killing me today though.
Melanin male worship is a learned behavior that was taught to melanated girls and women at young ages by their peers, who came from older generations, to uplift, protect, support, and defend melanated men in their communities at any cost, going so far as to be the sacrificial lambs for these men who have a history of mental abuse, sexual violence, domestic violence, and femicide. While melanated women do backflips and defend them publicly, these same men pay them dust in return as women in their communities make safe spaces for melanin men, constantly placing these men on pedestals for their imagery when they haven't displayed that same energy in return for defending these men who never cared to defend home first. melanated women repeatedly going out of their way to make these men see the value they don't see in themselves, not holding melanin men accountable for their actions, blaming Caucasian men for their shortcomings, and fighting with women from other cultures that melanin men bring into their own communities, with ill intentions being used against melanated women. Melanin men are placed in unpredictable positions of leadership; they don't build up their communities from the inside out; they aren't career-driven; these men are scared that melanated women are requiring better partners of means from different cultures than our own; when we choose better, we do better.
Melanin male worship is the act of ignoring melanated men's behavior yet ostracizing different cultures from doing the same thing, turning a blind eye to the outright criticism of melanated men but ignoring the tumultuous behavior that they display, singing melanated men's praises for having melanated skin, acting like Super Women for melanin men, steadily coming to their rescue. Every time someone says something they aren't in agreement with while being one-sided race-loyal culture warriors for melanated men who will raise young daughters with no boundaries, standards, expectations, and low self-esteem for the next melanin man to misuse, abuse, and discard, they are actively doing a disservice to these girls who will mature into women that will seek out men with childish minds to start a life with while they settle for a melanin man who has no intentions on marrying them, nor will these cuddled men see the importance of marriage. Eventually, these young women with no guidance play house, giving these men all the wifely benefits without any real commitment on their behalf, resulting in a one-sided situation that's a disservice to the melanated woman involved, who gives all her time, the best years of her youth, effort, and energy to a man that's underserving of it and doesn't want to see the value in it.
I love the floor
I'll worship it forever
clean it with bleach good bleach
Give him food
We worship floor
Avi worship the floor
We worship the floor with love
We worship floor with all our live
A religion in which followers worship the Sun, because it's reliable and nurturing, and far more probable than a judeo-christian god. Followers are called athelists.
"Hey man, ditch that old, dirty religion for this new, happy, shiny, warm one called Universalistic Sun Worship."
"You mean athelism?"
"Yeah dude"
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