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a large hammer used to fix a ford, or anything else for that matter, pretty much the universal tool, aside from duct tape.
none of these ratchets fit, go grab me the ford wrench.
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a chinnese burn performed on the penis whilst erected.
when a man cheats on his girl and thinks he gets away with it his wife/girlfriend may give him a cock wrench to resolve the problem.
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A slang term for marijuana, used mostly to purchase a certain amount.
Joe:"Hey man, could I borrow an 1/8 (1/4 ect.) inch gangley wrench?"
Larry:"sure thing."
Joe:"I'm going over to Bob's to borrow a gangley wrench."
Wife:"alright honey, suppers at 6."
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The vagina used as a tool to force actions one would not normally volunteer for.
My boyfriend refused to take out the trash so I used the vaginal wrench: No sex for three days.
Tanya uses the vaginal wrench at her job to get promoted. She's sucked every cock on the sales team.
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Device used to tighten a condom. Used as an insult for someone like saying they're wrapping around a penis. It also combined 2 unlikely words which give it some added humor.
someone acting gay and stupid.
"What the hell are you doing, condom wrench!?"
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An alcoholic drink made from cheap vodka and apple juice. Used as
an alternative to a screwdriver when one is already slightly inebriated and
runs out of orange juice.
We didn't have any orange juice and didn't want to drink straight vodka, so we gabbed a few cans of tree-top. We're calling it an "Allen Wrench"
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n. A standard mixed drink, very similar to the screwdriver, except replace the vodka with everclear. It'll get ya drunk!
"After a night of many torque wrenches, I felt like one of them opened another asshole I was unaware of.
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